LOL!
I like soft pretzels, but I associate them with theme parks and carnivals, which are usually a bit outside the price I'm willing to pay.
I have to agree with you on not being particularly crazy about hard pretzels -- but that's because I have an unhealthy, and probably unnatural relationship with Lay's Original Potato Chips instead.
It's odd because I get cravings not only for tastes, but certain textures, while shunning other textures like chunks of meat.
Once in a blue moon, I'll get a craving for super crunchy, hard pretzels, but to be honest, I think it's more about those giant molehill-sized grains of salt on the pretzels that I'm really craving (but I'm wanting something crunchier than just a plain potato chip.)
Maybe it's just that my dental health really likes to be challenged once in a while!