Why am I picturing a news bulletin something like this:
"This just in. Bearded Men and Lumberjack Populations have been DWINDLING across America!! Authorities have narrowed their search down to 2 Beard-Hunting Bandits (@Elizabeth35 and @CarriePie's pictures flash across the screen.) These ladies are considered armed (with nets/lassos) and HIGHLY DANGEROUS.
DO NOT attempt to apprehend alone. ESPECIALLY if you're a male and wearing plaid -- and doubly so if wearing coveralls!!"![]()
And if they like hiking (or at least don't mind getting dirty), critters, and aren't afraid of spiders they are really in a heap of trouble

