"will you ask me 10 questions to see how well i listen & pay attention"?
😂Fun Thread: What's the funniest or strangest Christian pick-up line you've heard?
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No one commented on all my hard work, selecting the correct emojis to match...
- "You must be a miracle because you’ve ignited a flame in my heart that won’t go out. "
- "I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. " (my favourite...)
- "I would leave the 99 sheep to come find you… and then I would happily carry you home on my shoulder. "
- "You and me, we’re like the loaves and the fishes… we just might be a miracle together."
- "I think it’s obvious that you sprouted from that good kind of soil. "
- "Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing. "
- "I just want you to know that I am really praying for you. "
- "I think we should go out for coffee sometime to pray and see if God has marriage planned for us. "
- "I was not checking him/her out. I was admiring how the fulsomely the lord has blessed him/her. "
- "I have a bible verse tattoo, it’s permanent, shall I show you. "
- "I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you. "
- "I would part the Red Sea for you. "
- "You must be heaven-sent because being with you feels like a direct line to God. "
- "I would slay two giants for you. "
- "I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?. "
- "Is your name David? Because you’re a man after my own heart."
- "I know that God is in your heart, but is there still room for me?. "
- "I think it’s true love. "
- "I think you just broke one of the 10 commandments because you just stole my heart."
- "I would leave the 99 to come find you. ".
- "I know Paul says that it’s better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me. "
- "I think it’s cute when we’re in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up. "
- "I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized that I can just study you."
- "I would be happy to sleep at your feet just like Ruth."
- "I think it’s time for .....
- "I think it’s time for a holy kiss."
- "I think it’s time for a divine spark."
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- "I think it’s time for a revelation."
- "I think it’s time for a heavenly journey."
- "I think it’s time for a purpose driven life."
- "I think it’s time for a trip with a mission or a mission trip."
- "I think it’s time for a spiritual conquest."
- "I think it’s time for spiritual awakening"
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- "I think it’s time for a breakthrough."
- "I think it’s time for intimate fellowship."
- "I think it’s time for a very small group."
- And...... all worthwhile IF.....
- "I think it’s time for a lifelong commitment."
You are not really from Ghana are you? How do you know about Tim Hortons?“Lol, don’t worry, I’ll sneak in some Tim Hortons during visiting hours.”
No one commented on all my hard work, selecting the correct emojis to match...
Oh people did. One lady was even saying she would recommend some to a teenage
the world is a global village—don’t be surprised. In fact, with the right price I could even sell you in this village
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well, that says it all! time significantly well spent on your posting!
- "You must be a miracle because you’ve ignited a flame in my heart that won’t go out. "
- "I believe one of my ribs belongs to you. " (my favourite...)
- "I would leave the 99 sheep to come find you… and then I would happily carry you home on my shoulder. "
- "You and me, we’re like the loaves and the fishes… we just might be a miracle together."
- "I think it’s obvious that you sprouted from that good kind of soil. "
- "Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing. "
- "I just want you to know that I am really praying for you. "
- "I think we should go out for coffee sometime to pray and see if God has marriage planned for us. "
- "I was not checking him/her out. I was admiring how the fulsomely the lord has blessed him/her. "
- "I have a bible verse tattoo, it’s permanent, shall I show you. "
- "I’m no Joseph, but I’m having trouble interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you. "
- "I would part the Red Sea for you. "
- "You must be heaven-sent because being with you feels like a direct line to God. "
- "I would slay two giants for you. "
- "I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?. "
- "Is your name David? Because you’re a man after my own heart."
- "I know that God is in your heart, but is there still room for me?. "
- "I think it’s true love. "
- "I think you just broke one of the 10 commandments because you just stole my heart."
- "I would leave the 99 to come find you. ".
- "I know Paul says that it’s better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me. "
- "I think it’s cute when we’re in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up. "
- "I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized that I can just study you."
- "I would be happy to sleep at your feet just like Ruth."
- "I think it’s time for .....
- "I think it’s time for a holy kiss."
- "I think it’s time for a divine spark."
- "I think it’s time for a revelation."
- "I think it’s time for a heavenly journey."
- "I think it’s time for a purpose driven life."
- "I think it’s time for a trip with a mission or a mission trip."
- "I think it’s time for a spiritual conquest."
- "I think it’s time for spiritual awakening"
- "I think it’s time for a breakthrough."
- "I think it’s time for intimate fellowship."
- "I think it’s time for a very small group."
- And...... all worthwhile IF.....
- "I think it’s time for a lifelong commitment."
All I need now are a stack of business cards with a headline banner of, "Seoulsearch, Frugal Foreskin Financier," and as practical as a talent like that might be (or have been, in days of yore,) I don't think it's going to land me very many suitors!!
Give a guy a card like that and he might be worried you have financial designs on his foreskin.
the world is a global village—don’t be surprised. In fact, with the right price I could even sell you in this village
How many foreskins does a good guy go for around there? uh asking for a friend.
Well,Saul only asked for 100 but David went buy-one-get-one-free. Just enough to keep Saul happy. One is a personal best.How many foreskins does a good guy go for around there? uh asking for a friend.
Maybe something softer like the below?
(Obviously, the 200 should be changed to a realistic going rate as its likely to be overpriced for everyone but princesses).
Personally, I'd have more respect for the card with Seoulsearch's name and area of expertise, but some guys do worry any interest from a member of the fairer sex may be due to the value of their assets rather than their character.
Maybe something softer like the below?
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Personally, I'd have more respect for the card with Seoulsearch's name and area of expertise, but some guys do worry any interest from a member of the fairer sex may be due to the value of their assets rather than their character.
@Lynx @CommodoreTeach @cinder
Sorry guys.
I'm not writing a "How Many Foreskins Do YOU Think You're Worth?!?" thread, no matter how much interest we drone up (especially if we include a poll.)
While I'd be the first to admit that it just might be THE most interesting thread I'd ever written (or ever will) in my whole time on the forum, even I have to try to stay somewhat good.
Plus, the mods have been nice to me, so I don't want to give them a heart attack -- at least not just yet.
If anyone else wants to give it a go...
I will be forced to hand over my Official Singles Forum Troll title to that person -- but with the utmost respect!
Hmmm...@Lynx @CommodoreTeach @cinder
Sorry guys.
I'm not writing a "How Many Foreskins Do YOU Think You're Worth?!?" thread, no matter how much interest we drone up (especially if we include a poll.)
While I'd be the first to admit that it just might be THE most interesting thread I'd ever written (or ever will) in my whole time on the forum, even I have to try to stay somewhat good.
Plus, the mods have been nice to me, so I don't want to give them a heart attack -- at least not just yet.
If anyone else wants to give it a go...
I will be forced to hand over my Official Singles Forum Troll title to that person -- but with the utmost respect!
@Lynx @CommodoreTeach @cinder
Sorry guys.
I'm not writing a "How Many Foreskins Do YOU Think You're Worth?!?" thread, no matter how much interest we drone up (especially if we include a poll.)
While I'd be the first to admit that it just might be THE most interesting thread I'd ever written (or ever will) in my whole time on the forum, even I have to try to stay somewhat good.
Plus, the mods have been nice to me, so I don't want to give them a heart attack -- at least not just yet.
If anyone else wants to give it a go...
I will be forced to hand over my Official Singles Forum Troll title to that person -- but with the utmost respect!
I know you want to!!
It's ok, Lynx.
Why don't you climb on down from the sleeping perch and write a good old-fashioned thread about a woman's worth -- in foreskins.
Sort of... But yeah, I done did.I know you want to!!
It's ok, Lynx.
Why don't you climb on down from the sleeping perch and write a good old-fashioned thread about a woman's worth -- in foreskins.
Lol, lol, lol.I know you want to!!
It's ok, Lynx.
Why don't you climb on down from the sleeping perch and write a good old-fashioned thread about a woman's worth -- in foreskins.
I go away for a few hours, and not only has Seoulsearch suggested this intriguing and amusing topic, but Lynx has already started a thread on it. Touché. I'm almost disappointed - I say almost disappointed, because I think I'm more relieved that I now don't feel obliged to make good on Seoulsearch's challenge.Respect, @Lynx.
Came across this today and thought of this thread
(can't recall if the line has been shared yet or not)
(can't recall if the line has been shared yet or not)