The kid in me wouldn't say no to being parcelled up in bubble wrap and rolled down a wide staircase.
If I had an entrepreneurial streak, I would cash in on the civilised world's fixation with health and safety and sell it to the people who want to bubble wrap every threat, perceived and imagined.
You can never be too careful, can you?
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Next thread idea:
"How Many People Here Think We Should Put @Kainos in a Bubble Wrap Cocoon -- And Roll Him On Down the Stairs?!"
The only thing we'd have to decide next is whether the answers should be made public or anonymous.