can you guys post something funny please?

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An elderly woman rushed to the pharmacy to pick up medication, but when she returned to her car, she realized she had locked her keys inside. Looking around, she spotted an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She picked it up and whispered, “Lord, I have no idea how to use this.”

So she bowed her head and prayed, “Please, God, send someone to help me.”

Just minutes later, a beat-up old motorcycle pulled into the lot. A bearded man in a biker skull rag got off and asked, “Need some help, ma’am?”

She explained, “My daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in the car. I need to get home. Can you use this hanger to open it?”

The biker smiled and said, “Sure.”

In less than a minute, her car was unlocked. Overcome with emotion, she hugged the man and cried, "Thank you, God, for sending me such a kind man!"

The biker chuckled and said, "Lady, I’m not a good man. I just got out of prison yesterday… for car theft."

The woman hugged him even tighter and sobbed, "Oh, thank you, God… You even sent me a professional!"
 
You cannot make this up. Iran elected a new leader to replace Khamenei who perished early in the war. That's not the funny part. What is hilarious is that the replacement, Khamenie's son, was a no show for the inauguration. Instead, the had a sheet of cardboard with a picture of the "supreme leader" attached to the cardboard. Your kindergarten child could have created something better.

The people attending carried on as if the real person was there. And this is the regime that terrorised the world for nearly 50 years.

 
Q. What do you call a pair of knees that like to party?
A. Fun-Knees
Q. Why did 3 police cross the road?
A. Because the chicken finally got hit crossing the road.
Q. Why did a deer cross the road?
A. I was the chickens day off
Q. Why did 2 deer cross the road?
A. To make the joke twice as funny.
Q. Does God love to laugh at bad Jokes?
A. Yes, He made me and I am writing these.