I got it.It was my attempt at a joke referencing your thread. Guess it wasn't a very good joke.
Mind you, all I said was that I got it. I never did claim it was a good joke...
There's Not Enough Drama Here On the Forum. So, Let's Dig In and Make Some of Our Own!! 😎
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Mind you, all I said was that I got it. I never did claim it was a good joke...
It was my attempt at a joke referencing your thread. Guess it wasn't a very good joke.
Maybe check out some online comedy schools?
Bad jokes abound here on CC
But at least they are corny ones and not rude ones - we like to keep it clean here
But at least they are corny ones and not rude ones - we like to keep it clean here
Amen. May the Lord always surround you with His favor as with a shield and praying for your complete recovery.
In the days of my life, here's a drama I have consistently lived through for years 
Taking my dog to the vet has always been stressful for me. He obviously doesn't like it and also doesn't like being muzzled. He is a sweet dog, but also has the traits of a guard dog. The muzzle is needed to keep the vet's hands safe. He won't bite her otherwise but definitely will if she touches him to poke with a needle and do whatever else she needs to do.
Every time the vet ritual is:
1. From the parking lot to the vet's office is a battle. He will do everything to run, and being a big dog I can't carry him. I cajole him and then trick him into the vet's office.
2. He starts acting like a queen and not allow to be muzzled
3. When he finally decides he is not getting away, he will allow me to put the muzzle on him.
This may not seem like much to be stressed about, but if a reel is made of this madness, you will understand
I always pray and God helps. This time, the "Queen Act" of my dog wasn't for long. It went better than I could even dare to imagine. Praise Jesus!
Taking my dog to the vet has always been stressful for me. He obviously doesn't like it and also doesn't like being muzzled. He is a sweet dog, but also has the traits of a guard dog. The muzzle is needed to keep the vet's hands safe. He won't bite her otherwise but definitely will if she touches him to poke with a needle and do whatever else she needs to do.
Every time the vet ritual is:
1. From the parking lot to the vet's office is a battle. He will do everything to run, and being a big dog I can't carry him. I cajole him and then trick him into the vet's office.
2. He starts acting like a queen and not allow to be muzzled
3. When he finally decides he is not getting away, he will allow me to put the muzzle on him.
This may not seem like much to be stressed about, but if a reel is made of this madness, you will understand
I always pray and God helps. This time, the "Queen Act" of my dog wasn't for long. It went better than I could even dare to imagine. Praise Jesus!
Thats like trying to get me to go to the dentist. I don't wanna open my mouth and get stuff drilled or stuck in my teeth, and pay $2000 for the privelige.
If there's a Bible verse/scripture that can comfort me in that area I would be grateful. All that comes to mind is being barred from the Kingdom of God and subsequent weeping and gnashing of teeth.
If there's a Bible verse/scripture that can comfort me in that area I would be grateful. All that comes to mind is being barred from the Kingdom of God and subsequent weeping and gnashing of teeth.
I totally get it. My dog is pretty reactive and I have to start drugging her up the night before a vet visit to keep the vet safe. And she's (the dog not the vet) smart enough I have to watch her closely to make sure she actually eats the pills instead of just licking the tasty stuff off them and spitting the actual pill part out again.In the days of my life, here's a drama I have consistently lived through for years
Taking my dog to the vet has always been stressful for me. He obviously doesn't like it and also doesn't like being muzzled. He is a sweet dog, but also has the traits of a guard dog. The muzzle is needed to keep the vet's hands safe. He won't bite her otherwise but definitely will if she touches him to poke with a needle and do whatever else she needs to do.
Every time the vet ritual is:
1. From the parking lot to the vet's office is a battle. He will do everything to run, and being a big dog I can't carry him. I cajole him and then trick him into the vet's office.
2. He starts acting like a queen and not allow to be muzzled
3. When he finally decides he is not getting away, he will allow me to put the muzzle on him.
This may not seem like much to be stressed about, but if a reel is made of this madness, you will understand
I always pray and God helps. This time, the "Queen Act" of my dog wasn't for long. It went better than I could even dare to imagine. Praise Jesus!
It's natural to push back when someone is torturing you.
Animals are extremely sensory creatures. They know.
Dogs are one thing, cats are another. Getting my cat into a box/cage and into the car and to the vet is an ordeal that thankfully only happens once or twice a year.
One of my cats who was old and didn't want to go, he knew it was going to be the last time for him, my mum was going to take him to be put down, but he ran away before she even got the chance. We never found him.
RIP Socks. Well actually he doesn't RIP all the time, sometimes he comes back to haunt me (but in a good way). He was a free spirit.
Animals are extremely sensory creatures. They know.
Dogs are one thing, cats are another. Getting my cat into a box/cage and into the car and to the vet is an ordeal that thankfully only happens once or twice a year.
One of my cats who was old and didn't want to go, he knew it was going to be the last time for him, my mum was going to take him to be put down, but he ran away before she even got the chance. We never found him.
RIP Socks. Well actually he doesn't RIP all the time, sometimes he comes back to haunt me (but in a good way). He was a free spirit.
My mom’s cat, Dave, has a few years on him now, so maybe it’s time for another presidential run?
All hail our Honorary CC Member, Dave!!
You already know he has my vote!
(Did he ever find a running mate for VP?!)
Now if mine could just learn that thunderstorms are nothing to be terrified of.Thank you! Mine also does that with pills. Our dogs are too clever for their own good
Teach him how to sing 'Favourite Things'
Yep, he’s found one for VP. It’s gonna be a a girl/woman/hag from Texas. I am not going to mention her, name, I mean his or hers name, but it will be a person who really knows how important it is to pander to the President, in every way possible. A hag, I mean a person, who knows his ways and who will bow down to him and agree with whatever he wants.All hail our Honorary CC Member, Dave!!
You already know he has my vote!
(Did he ever find a running mate for VP?!)
Did Dave ever make the Cat Names listYep, he’s found one for VP. It’s gonna be a a girl/woman/hag from Texas. I am not going to mention her, name, I mean his or hers name, but it will be a person who really knows how important it is to pander to the President, in every way possible. A hag, I mean a person, who knows his ways and who will bow down to him and agree with whatever he wants.
There are quite a few candidates now. I will have to sort them into some sort of alphabetical order.
I've sworn off fast food for many years. They're not affordable any more any way.
When I worked in an arcade in the 80s, the game I played most was Karate Champ. It's considered the grandfather of all the Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter games.
Fire crackers terrify my dog. In India there is a festival of the Hindus called Diwali where people go wild bursting crackers. It's a sad time for stray animals as well as pets. Not to forget the air pollution it causes. Before I got saved years ago, I had done my part to polluting the environment and terrifying animals.
Here it's Guy Fawkes day, when Protestants tit for tat terrorism with Catholics for blowing up British parliament. I don't know why we still celebrate in in NZ. Fireworks are banned in Australia except for the one day on New Years where they let them off by the Sydney Harbour Bridge.