I have a long one.....(and I hope there are no lawyers on here...or future ones or otherwise that might be offended...lol)
here goes.....
One day God decides to call Satan to see how it is all going.
Satan replies that it has been really great since they got the new enginieer....they now have air conditioning, and escalators and many other new improvements.
God was taken aback and asked...how they got an engineer there, then said...you better send him back right away...there had to have been a mistake.
Satan says...no way!!
God says...you better send him back now or I am calling my attorney....Satan just laughs and says.....yea, yea,,,where are YOU going to find an attorney..?