A little old lady went to bible study one evening and the verse talked about was Acts 2:38. She enjoyed the study, and as she went home the verse was all she thought about. When she arrived, she saw that her front door was open, and that there was someone inside. She was startled, and said the first thing that came to mind "Acts 2:38!" a thug came running out and sat docile until the police arrived. When asked why he had listened to the little old lady, the thug looked at them as if they were crazy. "Are you kidding? Would you argue with someone who had an ax and two thirty-eights?"