I thought it would be good to have a thread for singles to view Valentine's Day from a humorous perspective (to lessen the pain and embarrassment of being single). So I came up with some Valentine's Day jokes (please feel free to add your own, and being single you certainly have the free time for it - lol). For the record, I too am single, so please don't send me hate mail - unless it ends with a heart emoticon!!!
Here are some "You know you are single if on Valentine's Day...." jokes I came up with in my free "single" time. I look forward to see what you other singles can come up with.
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... Cupid shoots you with a tranquilizer dart instead of his love arrow.
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... instead of receiving a bouquet of flowers, you are forced to pick your own and unknowingly pluck poison ivy.
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... the only kiss you get is from the family dog (and that's only because it wants a doggy treat).
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... your biggest thrill is signing on to CC!!!
Here are some "You know you are single if on Valentine's Day...." jokes I came up with in my free "single" time. I look forward to see what you other singles can come up with.
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... Cupid shoots you with a tranquilizer dart instead of his love arrow.
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... instead of receiving a bouquet of flowers, you are forced to pick your own and unknowingly pluck poison ivy.
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... the only kiss you get is from the family dog (and that's only because it wants a doggy treat).
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... your biggest thrill is signing on to CC!!!