Valentine's Day Humor For Singles!!!

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zeroturbulence

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When I worked in an office that I knew I was single because I was the only guy who wasn't on the phone trying to order flowers, or make reservations, or who went around asking people, "so what are you doing for valentine's day?" Ugh!
 
Descyple

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Valentine's Day is approaching, so it is time to bump this thread up for us losers (I mean single's) to have something to ease the pain of being a loser (I mean being single) on Valentine's Day!!!


You know you're single if on Valentine's Day.............. you watch the movie "The Notebook" and start thinking "Ryan Gosling is kinda cute!!!" (okay, I seriously need to get a girlfriend!!!).

You know you're single if on Valentine's Day..............you spend half the day coming up with jokes for CC, and spend the other half of the day hoping people will "like" them!!!
 
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BCF06

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When you work with nothing but married woman who have received valentines gift and they offer you candy to make you feel better lol. Lol
 
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twofeet

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I know I am single on Valentines day single when I wake up feeling peaceful and excited to know I can do what I want when I want.
 
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meggars

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Theygaveutheirworst said:
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... when a 40-something-year-old women in the check-out line assumes you're buying those bouquet of flowers for your girlfriend, when it's really for your mom.:/
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aw, you're a good boy :p
 
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meggars

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Descyple said:
you watch the movie "The Notebook" and start thinking "Ryan Gosling is kinda cute!!!" (okay, I seriously need to get a girlfriend!!!).
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:eek:er....um.....how to put this delicately.....are you sure it's a girlfriend you're after? :S lol :p
 
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HEIsRiSen

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I may be single, but I am not alone!
 
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FREDDY221

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To all the singles God has a purpose for your life. Sometimes a relationship can take time away from His plans for your life. Enjoy your singleness and do all to His honor and glory while you have soo much free time. In time he will work it out for you.
 
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meggars

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FREDDY221 said:
To all the singles God has a purpose for your life. Sometimes a relationship can take time away from His plans for your life. Enjoy your singleness and do all to His honor and glory while you have soo much free time. In time he will work it out for you.
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yeah yeah....we hear that all the time. while it may be true sometimes it's still nice to commiserate :p
 
melita916

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haha this thread is great.

happy singles awareness day :)
 
Descyple

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Jullianna said:
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Hey, Jullianna has a boyfriend now, so she is no longer allowed to post in a Single's Valentines Day thread, unless it is to mock us single folks, then I will allow it (mockery and Valentine's Day go very well together!!!).
 
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Descyple said:
Hey, Jullianna has a boyfriend now, so she is no longer allowed to post in a Single's Valentines Day thread, unless it is to mock us single folks, then I will allow it (mockery and Valentine's Day go very well together!!!).
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Oh? REALLLLLY? Jullianna, you must address this rumor! :)
 
Descyple

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Descyple said:
You know you're single if on Valentine's Day.............. you watch the movie "The Notebook" and start thinking "Ryan Gosling is kinda cute!!!" (okay, I seriously need to get a girlfriend!!!).
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meggars said:
:eek:er....um.....how to put this delicately.....are you sure it's a girlfriend you're after? :S lol :p
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Let me weigh my options here:

Ryan Gosling or Meggars with multi-colour rollers in her hair???

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!! I will have to get back to you on that one!!!
 
Descyple

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Descyple said:
Hey, Jullianna has a boyfriend now, so she is no longer allowed to post in a Single's Valentines Day thread, unless it is to mock us single folks, then I will allow it (mockery and Valentine's Day go very well together!!!).
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arwen83 said:
Oh? REALLLLLY? Jullianna, you must address this rumor! :)
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That's what she said in order to get out of her proposal to me.

So she better not have been playing with me (my sensitive emotions can't take it!!!).
 
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Theygaveutheirworst said:
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... when a 40-something-year-old women in the check-out line assumes you're buying those bouquet of flowers for your girlfriend, when it's really for your mom.:/
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hahahaha nice one!
 
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Yes, arwen, there has been someone very special in my life for a few months now. :)
 
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Jullianna said:
Yes, arwen, there has been someone very special in my life for a few months now. :)
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*studio audience unitedly shouts OOOOOOOOooooo* Happy for you pretty lady! :)
 
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Descyple said:
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... you accidentally receive a Valentine's Day card in the mail meant for your neighbour, but you keep it for yourself and display it proudly on the mantelpiece!
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That is seriously funny or I would probably do that and totally relate. LOL
 
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