Valentine's Day Humor For Singles!!!

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meggars

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Let me weigh my options here:

Ryan Gosling or Meggars with multi-colour rollers in her hair???

Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!! I will have to get back to you on that one!!!

WHA?! I......AH........chya.....oh......you did not just........HUMPH
 
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JustMeJP

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#43
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... You don't even think of it as Valentine's day. You only think of it as your sister's birthday.

You know you are single if on Valentine's Day.... When you look at that cute little soft white teddy bear that your soon to be ex gave you on a previous Valentine's day that say's, "I love you." every time you squeeze its foot and you think to yourself, "I wonder if this is safe for the dog?"


I've learned that my dog loves me with every single chomp. LOL
 
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cjconfessional

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You know you are single if on Valentine's Day... when someone asks you how many days are there in he month of February , and you answer only "27"
 
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You know you are single when you're a famous, football play who make up an imaginary date.
 
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You know you are single when you plan a spaghetti dinner for your kids and grandkids to get chocolates, roses, hugs and kisses.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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#48
You know you're single on Valentines day when the only gift you get that day is from your mother.
 
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adekruif

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#49
You know you're single when the only way you realize valentines day is coming up is because of the candy. <-- Not entirely true, but still funny.

Actually I get to spend valentines day with my baby. ;) Bought a bunch of things for her this week, and I can't wait to see how she reacts. :D I mean, new bumper, tail lights, and much much more. I love my car. :p
 
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arwen83

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You know you're single when the only way you realize valentines day is coming up is because of the candy. <-- Not entirely true, but still funny.

Actually I get to spend valentines day with my baby. ;) Bought a bunch of things for her this week, and I can't wait to see how she reacts. :D I mean, new bumper, tail lights, and much much more. I love my car. :p
Lucky girl :p
 

Descyple

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WHA?! I......AH........chya.....oh......you did not just........HUMPH
Meggars, I always knew that Ryan Gosling made women stutter, but I didn't know it happened even when women are "compared" to him - lol.
 
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luv

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You know you are single on Valentine's Day when your friends invite you out as a formality and then ask..."So are you sure you're going to be okay...because you know Jason my husband is coming and the other girls are bringing their boyfriends...are you sure you are going to be able to have fun" a.k.a "Single people shouldn't come out to parties, you might be contagious"....(true story, but it wasn't Valentines Day - so it is partially true...and technically I didn't know what she was thinking, but I'm pretty sure that my interpretation is accurate)
 
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christiancollegegirl

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I'm not single on Valentine's this year but Ill still be spending it alone because my boyfriend lives in Maryland. Long distance sucks!!
 
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Powemm

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You know you're single when on valentines day... You buy a box of valentines " just because" and you hand them out to complete strangers .. I'm putting on the envelope ... "free hug" comes with this card ...I plan on handing them out to every elderly persons path I cross this day .. I
May be single , but it doesn't mean I can't do good
 
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Chrissy77

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#55
You know you are single if on Valentine's Day... you purposely don't sign on to CC just to make people think you actually have a date (by the way, I won't be on CC on Valentine's Day, I'm just sayin!!!).
Stealing Descyple's comment, instead of pretending I have a date on Valentine's Day, how about someone ask me out and we meet on CC for a Valentine's CC Party. We can even go into one of the empty CC forums and discuss our lack of a "real" date and how much fun we are having.
 
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arwen83

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Stealing Descyple's comment, instead of pretending I have a date on Valentine's Day, how about someone ask me out and we meet on CC for a Valentine's CC Party. We can even go into one of the empty CC forums and discuss our lack of a "real" date and how much fun we are having.
Descyple, be a gent!!
 
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meggars

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Meggars, I always knew that Ryan Gosling made women stutter, but I didn't know it happened even when women are "compared" to him - lol.

meh. i'm over it. i tried to keep caring but i seem to have misplaced my feelings somewhere. :p