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this has to be wear all the socks are going the tooth fairy uses the socks to hide the hammers in to knock your teeth out, then uses more socks for tooth holders , and don't forget the fairies they use the really pretty fancy socks to keep their fairy dust in , they also use socks for sleeping bags and most important if you ever, ever see a fairy you better hope they didn't see you looking at them because they will sprinkle fairy dust on you to shrink you , put you in a sock while the tooth fairy hits you with his hammer
IT'S A FAIRY CONSPIRACY!!!
IT'S A FAIRY CONSPIRACY!!!
they get holey and get raptured!! of course one is always left behind. actually I think the sock monkeys eat them, we know sock monkeys exist, what else would they eat? smell ones breath one day, if it smells like a 12 mile hike,you know where your socks went, of course if you were made of socks you might smell like a foot anyway. This solves another issue, if sock monkeys eat socks, they have to poop, is this where dryer lint comes from? we know Easter bunnies poop black jelly beans, where else would they come from? so sock monkeys must poop sock lint. I solved the mystery!!
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The sock monkey / fairy has really gone and done it this time! I now have 5 single non-matching socks. Come on now that is just going too far isn't it.
I'm really going to have to put socks on my Christmas wish list, along with a sock monkey/fairy exterminator of some kind.
So beware sock monkey / fairy your days are numbered. He he hoo haw haw. ( manic laughter).
I'm really going to have to put socks on my Christmas wish list, along with a sock monkey/fairy exterminator of some kind.
So beware sock monkey / fairy your days are numbered. He he hoo haw haw. ( manic laughter).
if my holey socks got raptured, and the one got left behind, are the left behind socks free to chose another mate? does it have to be a match? or do they turn to lint and are destined for the gas burner in the dryer? if you've ever taken apart a dryer and seen the mess inside, it's sock hell, trapped forever between this world and the dryer world, destined for the never ending fire of the dryer burner
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Lost socks aren't lost...they ESCAPED!! 
after all, who wants to spend the day in yr shoe...? all the escaped socks were recruited by the sock king who said they could only come one by one instead of two by two like Noah wanted in the first place (meanie sock king xD) which is why only one of each pair
after all, who wants to spend the day in yr shoe...? all the escaped socks were recruited by the sock king who said they could only come one by one instead of two by two like Noah wanted in the first place (meanie sock king xD) which is why only one of each pair