Being a loud and inconsiderate next-door-neighbor on a warm lovely day.
Blowing up fireworks or other random exploding dangerous "toys" when it isn't even independence day.
Using chainsaws for long hours near my house when it isn't a tree emergency.
MAKING ANY NOISE, EVER!
*points* yes....you there, who just sniffled your nose. I heard that. SOUND SINNER!!
*rips own ears off* ...Ahhh, better.