Hey Everyone.
I know this thread may get shut down before it even starts, but... as I was telling someone the other day, I'm kind of the Taylor Swift of chat forums. No, I'm not that talented, pretty, or popular, but what I mean is, when something, or someone, is on my mind, I write a thread about it. Taylor writes about boyfriends... I write about my everyday life and the people I encounter.
After seeing so much of this on the threads, I decided, hey, why not make it easy and gather all the heathens in one place so our resident self-appointed prophets don't have to go chasing all the sinners across the entire forum. After all, we are called to be considerate of others.
So here's my idea for this thread--post something about yourself. And then allow whoever so feels they are "called by God" to do so to chastise you, rebuke your evil way of thinking, cut down your unholy, obviously misplaced priorities, and tell you what you must do in order to truly, honestly, are-you-really-sure-you're-doing-it-right repent and be snatched out of the tongues of hellfire. Lots of cut-and-pasted Scriptures, especially the same ones over and over with no thought, heart, or compassion are also completely advisable, as this surely convinces people like us to true repentance.
I'll go first.
My name is Seoulsearch. For all those who think only certain races or people of certain backgrounds will go to heaven, I do not know my true racial mix or heritage because I am adopted and there are no records. I was raised in church all my life. I was baptized as an infant and later as an adult (I can already FEEL the stones for that one!!) I went to Christian schools K-12th grade. I am divorced and now not married.
One of my worst character flaws is obviously speaking my mind.
Go ahead, please turn me into a crying mess of repentance. Surely you are called by God to do this, and all over the forum, to boot. In only a few sentences, I've put plenty of of things for the self-righteous to grab onto, so feel free to get it all out of your system. And to think, I haven't even told you about who I really am!
Keep in mind, God tells us to take the plank out of your own eye first before going after someone else.
Feel free to take your best shots... BUT. LET'S SEE IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THIS POST TO THE VERY END.
IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO IS TELLING ANOTHER PERSON HOW THEY CAN BE SAVED... YOU ARE REQUIRED TO TELL US ABOUT A PLANK IN YOUR OWN LIFE FIRST.
Players who ignore this will automatically be disqualified!!!
(So, if you are going to post in this thread, either 1. post about yourself as something for others to critique and correct... ALL IN LOVE, I'M SURE (cough cough cough) and/or, 2. post your corrections about someone else. BUT. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO TELL US ABOUT ONE OF YOUR PERSONAL PLANKS FIRST, VIA THE BIBLE'S INSTRUCTIONS.
Have a God-blessed day.
I know this thread may get shut down before it even starts, but... as I was telling someone the other day, I'm kind of the Taylor Swift of chat forums. No, I'm not that talented, pretty, or popular, but what I mean is, when something, or someone, is on my mind, I write a thread about it. Taylor writes about boyfriends... I write about my everyday life and the people I encounter.
After seeing so much of this on the threads, I decided, hey, why not make it easy and gather all the heathens in one place so our resident self-appointed prophets don't have to go chasing all the sinners across the entire forum. After all, we are called to be considerate of others.
So here's my idea for this thread--post something about yourself. And then allow whoever so feels they are "called by God" to do so to chastise you, rebuke your evil way of thinking, cut down your unholy, obviously misplaced priorities, and tell you what you must do in order to truly, honestly, are-you-really-sure-you're-doing-it-right repent and be snatched out of the tongues of hellfire. Lots of cut-and-pasted Scriptures, especially the same ones over and over with no thought, heart, or compassion are also completely advisable, as this surely convinces people like us to true repentance.
I'll go first.
My name is Seoulsearch. For all those who think only certain races or people of certain backgrounds will go to heaven, I do not know my true racial mix or heritage because I am adopted and there are no records. I was raised in church all my life. I was baptized as an infant and later as an adult (I can already FEEL the stones for that one!!) I went to Christian schools K-12th grade. I am divorced and now not married.
One of my worst character flaws is obviously speaking my mind.
Go ahead, please turn me into a crying mess of repentance. Surely you are called by God to do this, and all over the forum, to boot. In only a few sentences, I've put plenty of of things for the self-righteous to grab onto, so feel free to get it all out of your system. And to think, I haven't even told you about who I really am!
Keep in mind, God tells us to take the plank out of your own eye first before going after someone else.
Feel free to take your best shots... BUT. LET'S SEE IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THIS POST TO THE VERY END.
IF YOU ARE SOMEONE WHO IS TELLING ANOTHER PERSON HOW THEY CAN BE SAVED... YOU ARE REQUIRED TO TELL US ABOUT A PLANK IN YOUR OWN LIFE FIRST.
Players who ignore this will automatically be disqualified!!!
(So, if you are going to post in this thread, either 1. post about yourself as something for others to critique and correct... ALL IN LOVE, I'M SURE (cough cough cough) and/or, 2. post your corrections about someone else. BUT. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO TELL US ABOUT ONE OF YOUR PERSONAL PLANKS FIRST, VIA THE BIBLE'S INSTRUCTIONS.
Have a God-blessed day.