~Chuckle for the Day~

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Lynx

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Two men talking on a bus:
“I’ve been riding this bus to work for 15 years now.”-
“Lord Almighty, where did you get on?!”
I will see that and raise you.

A tourist was talking to a local. He asked, "Have you lived in this town your whole life?"
The local said, "Well, no... not yet."
 

bojack

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Wow, I dreamed I ate a giant marsh mellow a couple nights ago , awesome .. I just can't find my pillow anywhere since .. :geek:
 

BlessedByGod

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Wow, I dreamed I ate a giant marsh mellow a couple nights ago , awesome .. I just can't find my pillow anywhere since .. :geek:
Well...🤔 if it was full of goose feathers, you should now be that much warmer on them chilly days , lol😄
Watch "Joke Sound Effect (Ba dum tss!)" on YouTube
 

bojack

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This is true , I got tickled one day thinking about this .. Later that night when Jesus and His friends were sitting around a fire after Jesus and Peter had walked on water . They were silent then John spoke up and said ''Hey Peter, now we all know why Jesus named you rock because you sure sank like one when you turned loose of Jesus'' .. I imagined them all even Peter and Jesus busting out laughing ..
 

Whispered

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A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

 

Whispered

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maybe that is the rapture?
The exit from my Whirlpool dryer after it being set on Gentle for 20 minutes? Cool. OK, I mean, hoooooot.


Googled, "dog swearing" , was not disappointed.




The Halloween costume that works the scare factor any time at all
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Photo bomb selfie. No kidding.
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tanakh

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tanakh

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Q What training is needed to become a trash collector?

A None you pick it up as you go along