Ok, funny story.
Once upon a time, there was a clown.
The End.
(The writer wishes to apoligize for the shortness of the story, but it does fit...it has a clown, clowns can be funny. This one is...trust me. Plus the publishing company wanted to charge me per word, and as you all can see, Oy Vey, I have lots of em. Ok, wrapping up before I have to mortgage my house for this🙄..."