Corrupted Wish Game

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MrHonest

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Jan 22, 2012
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Granted but you have so much energy all the time you can't sleep well & are now late for everything.

I wish I had a greyhound dog that was protected from wish corruption...
 

PopClick

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Aug 12, 2011
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I will corrupt your wish merely by refusing to grant it.

I wish avocados were cheaper.
 
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AnandaHya

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granted but they go rotten as soon as you buy them.

I wished my tomato plants would stay alive.
 
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violakat

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Granted, but then you never have to relax.

I wish I could sing on top of Old Smokey.
 

MrHonest

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Jan 22, 2012
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Granted because I don't know what Old Smokey is I'll let this one slide...

I wish I knew what Old Smokey was.
 

Mrdll

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Granted! but then you find out that it is an old folk song and you have to sing it on live TV.

I wished I had a Lear Jet.
 
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violakat

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Granted! but then you find out that it is an old folk song and you have to sing it on live TV.

I wished I had a Lear Jet.
Granted, but the Lear Jet crash lands onto the Lost Isand

I wish that wishes were ponies.
 

MrHonest

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Jan 22, 2012
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Granted wishes are now ponies but since this now becomes the corrupted pony game your pony is corrupt it steals from anyone & bites everyone. A world full of corrupted ponies means nobody wins.

I wish my wishes weren't corrupted.
 

Dude653

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Mar 19, 2011
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Granted, but you can't have any more wishes.

I wish I were a pro basketball player
 

MrHonest

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Granted you are a professional basketball player in your current condition, your next game is in 1 hour: you don't know the team, the playstyles, & you're not physically prepared, you're benched & kicked off the team.

I wish for a pet anything!
 

PopClick

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Aug 12, 2011
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Granted, but anythings are vicious animals that don't make good pets.

I wish for a chocolate bunny.
 

Dude653

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Granted..but it comes to life, jumps around and gets chocalate stains all over your carpet.

I wish i has giant pizza
 
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AnandaHya

Guest
granted but you get the Giant to go along with it and it wrecks your house.

I wish I knew what to say to a suicidal friend.
 

Dude653

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Sorry...i aint touchin that one....

I wish I were a rock star
 
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violakat

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granted but you get the Giant to go along with it and it wrecks your house.

I wish I knew what to say to a suicidal friend.
I will, you do, and you save there life. But for real, if you need some advice, contact me.

Sorry...i aint touchin that one....

I wish I were a rock star
Granted, but your really a rock

I wish I had a stradaverius
 

Dude653

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Granted, but it's locked up in safe and you dont know the combination

I wish I A big screen tv in my bedroom
 
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Granted, but it's locked up in safe and you dont know the combination

I wish I A big screen tv in my bedroom

Granted, you have a 100,000 inch big screen tv in your bedroom (I hope it fits)


I wish I had a new computer
 
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wwjd_kilden

Guest
Granted. but it is AI, and will do what it wants (wait... all conputers do that ....)


I wish I had time to make and drink coffee before leaving for school
 

tjogs

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Granted but when you taste te coffee you realise it's the most terrible tasting coffee of your life.

I wish I have an aeroplane and able to fly it.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Granted, but you cannot afford the fuel so the plane is grounded
(No wait, I want to fly, you can have it if you teach me to fly too) PS, we have a thread called Aksels Airplane service, you can fly there

I wish we had la shorter dark season