Corrupted Wish Game

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Jordache

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I wish to ride Greyhound from the west to east coast and back.
 
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violakat

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Granted, but the Greyhound gets a little add and chases after rabbits along the way, and what should be a 3 day trip ends up being a 6 month trip

I wish I were a ballerina.
 

MrHonest

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Your wish gets granted & something occurs causing disdain, confusion, & corruption with equal parts laughter... except for you... I think thats right... I'm so sleepy... I wish I was asleep 2 hours ago.
 
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violakat

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Your wish gets granted & something occurs causing disdain, confusion, & corruption with equal parts laughter... except for you... I think thats right... I'm so sleepy... I wish I was asleep 2 hours ago.
That actually sounds like what happened to me in a school play.
 

Dude653

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I wish these library computers weren't so dang slow!!
 
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violakat

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I wish these library computers weren't so dang slow!!
Granted, but they become so fast your brain can't keep up with them.

I wish I had a caramel ice cream sundae.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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oh yum. Granted, but I steal it! :D

I wish I could take trip to the US after this semester
 

MrHonest

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Granted you take a trip to the US but end up seeing only the ugly parts & are kicked out due to a misunderstanding with illegal immigrating.

I wish I could visit the US.
 
Nov 10, 2011
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Granted, but since you put US, you get to visit me and my son. And we are boring.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.
 
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Granted but now you sneeze all the time endlessly with no known reason. I wish for a trip to go visit Kilden.
 

Dude653

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Granted,,but you have to walk

I wish I could breath under water like Aqua Man.
 
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Jordache

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Granted, but then you can't breath outside the water anymore.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner!
 
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Granted but then you get eaten. I wish I could have all my debts paid off so I could move on with my life.
 

MrHonest

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Granted but you discover you have a long lost & dead relative that has named you in their will & you inherit their debts.

I wish mercyswolf had no debt.
 

PopClick

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Granted, but he ruins the nation. :p

I wish I owned a 10-acre lake.
 

MrHonest

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Granted you inherit the city's old lake, which was used as a landfill until you got it!

I wish Ron Paul to be elected president.
 
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violakat

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Granted you inherit the city's old lake, which was used as a landfill until you got it!

I wish Ron Paul to be elected president.
Granted, but he becomes impeached, right afterwards.

I wish the computers at TMEA were working again
 
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Granted, but he becomes impeached, right afterwards.

I wish the computers at TMEA were working again

Granted, but the computers at TMEA are the ONLY computers that work anywhere. Causing nations to rise against TMEA, and plunging the world into chaos.....good going


I wish I have every XBOX 360 game
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Granted, but now you do nothing but play and forget to work, sleep and be social

I wish my sleep patterns was in synch with my time zone :p