Corrupted Wish Game

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PopClick

PopClick

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Granted, but you move to another country 3 months later and you're back where you started.

I wish somebody would corrupt this wish in a way that makes me laugh my head off.
 
Dude653

Dude653

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PopClick said:
Granted, but you move to another country 3 months later and you're back where you started.

I wish somebody would corrupt this wish in a way that makes me laugh my head off.
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Granted, but while you are distracted by your laughter, radioactice platypi from Ethiopia steal yor socks and replace them with innapropriate photos of Rosanne Bar

I wish i had a big Jimmy Hendrix afro
 
Saul_Durian

Saul_Durian

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Dude653 said:
Granted, but while you are distracted by your laughter, radioactice platypi from Ethiopia steal yor socks and replace them with innapropriate photos of Rosanne Bar

I wish i had a big Jimmy Hendrix afro
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Granted, it is 1,000 feet in diameter.

I wish I had a new babysitter for Saturday.
 
PopClick

PopClick

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PopClick said:
I wish somebody would corrupt this wish in a way that makes me laugh my head off.
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Dude653 said:
Granted, but while you are distracted by your laughter, radioactice platypi from Ethiopia steal yor socks and replace them with innapropriate photos of Rosanne Bar
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Woot! Mission accomplished.

I need to go find my head now.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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S_D:

Granted, but the baby (/kid?) outwits her and you find her hiding in a closet hen you return

I wish I found the motivation to go for a run
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Granted, but the motivation is you being chased by a tiger :(

I wish I had a wish to get corrupted.
 
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violakat

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PopClick said:
Granted, but the motivation is you being chased by a tiger :(

I wish I had a wish to get corrupted.
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Lol, now that is motivation!

Granted, but how do you corrupt a corruptible wish?

I wish someone would give me a massage.
 
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Brandon2965

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Granted, but its while laying on a bed of nails...


I wish I had a jetpack as means of transportation
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Granted, but it explodes while you are flying over a lake.

I wish I had a pet crayfish.
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Granted, but id gets boiled for dinner.

I wish the sun would keep shining.
 
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tjogs

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granted but then it starts shining 24/7

I wish to know how to corrupt the corruption that keeps corrupring our corrupted wishes lol
 
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Brandon2965

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Granted but in the process you corrupted the nations drinking water..


I wish I could predict the future
 
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christiancollegegirl

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Granted but you're always wrong.

I wish the weather was always perfect.
 
mercyswolf

mercyswolf

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Granted but it's always thunderstorming now!

I wish to finally have my own business!
 
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starfield

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Granted but you'll have to ask for financial support to establish it. :)

I wish to be productive today.
 
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Daniel94

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Granted, but you were on a cruise with no entertainment and the ship went through the Bermuda Triangle and you were never seen or heard from again. Also the ship only had two weeks worth of supplies so you can't survive long in the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish I could make annoying people disappear...at least temporarily.
 
PopClick

PopClick

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Granted, but everyone vanishes and the world falls into ruin because everybody is annoying sometimes.

I wish I had a pet kangaroo.
 
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