True facts:
-- Women do not fart.
-- When a woman farts, it never stinks.
-- When it stinks, RUN!
I don't know if this would fall under that category of most embarrassing moment or greatest accomplishment, but, although I do fart indeed...
My farts smell like roses.
Ha! Just kidding. Generally, my farts do not smell and, for the most part, are predominantly hushed-up. So, I make great use of such times when, after lunching on chicken sandwiches, their bouquet is reminiscent to that of chicken coop poop on an august evening. When time and opportunity most accommodates me, I direct the mister to the front of the grocery cart in order to unload (in front of the cashier). Then, maintaining composure upon noting that signal of detection and the mister's consternation that I have placed him in such a spot, I carry on shooting him a slight look of disgust at him for his lack of refinement that is typical of males.