I wish trolls would pm me, but alas, they have not. I would never reply, keeping them awake at night.. leaving them to wonder if I ever read their message.. Were they not troll-worthy enough to get a response? Had their skills slipped? Had they failed trolls everywhere? I mean.. where was the reaction they very much craved? This makes no sense. After weeks of disappointment and silence, they would send me a second message. Having refreshed their page a few times, they would click their notifications to see that they had a new private message and that it was from me. They had succeeded. Opening my message with joy, they would find not words, no.. but a simple, yet crushing pic: