Klingons Break Treaty

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loeza89

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~runs around ship shooting random people with stun phaser thing~ O-O...XD
 
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christiancollegegirl

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*goes back into hiding*
 
resurrection33

resurrection33

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wwjd_kilden said:
I am sure she stole it somewhere...
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christiancollegegirl said:
*hopes they bought the story*
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Spock, I thought you said there was ONE woman on the back of the ship. I count TWO.
Malfunction in the scanner, Captain. I’m checking it now.
Actually, I recognize one of them. Her name is Kilden. She was a cadet while I was teaching at the academy. Kilden, are you still with Starfleet?
 
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wwjd_kilden

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Yes Sir. I'm a loyal woman
 
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loeza89

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~still stunning random crew members on the ship~ XD
 
resurrection33

resurrection33

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loeza89 said:
~runs around ship shooting random people with stun phaser thing~ O-O...XD
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Captain, we have another intruder aboard, this one on deck five, armed with a phaser.
Any casualties?
Unknown at this moment, sir.
Attention all crew members, this is a red alert. There is an armed intruder on deck five. Repeat: there is an armed intruder on deck five. Take defensive measures. Spock, how about a nice game of checkers?
 
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christiancollegegirl

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What??? There's an armed intruder running aroud here and the captains are playing board games???? Looks like I stowed away on the wrong ship.*looks for the exit*
 
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christiancollegegirl said:
*goes back into hiding*
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Not so fast, young lady. We still have to determine whether or not you are a Klingon spy. If you do not cooperate, you will be subjected to a device called the agonizer, something I recently smuggled from a parallel universe.
 
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loeza89

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#129
~runs into engine room and phases everyone inside~ >_>.....hmm what does this do? ~pushes random buttons and ship starts shaking and computer voice sais over intercoms~ [self destruct sequence activated countdown 10 minutes] O-O ooops ~runs to escape pods~
 
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christiancollegegirl

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I can assure you sir, I am not a spy.
 
resurrection33

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loeza89 said:
~still stunning random crew members on the ship~ XD
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Spock, are you having any success finding that armed intruder?
Did you want that done NOW, sir?
If it isn’t too much trouble.
No trouble at all, sir.
(Under his breath) How can a man be so intelligent and so lazy at the same time?
 
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Belgian_Pilot

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Squad blue leader to command centre: We're under attack! We're running out of ammo! Please send some reinforcement here! (- Shooting at Klingon red leader -)
 
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christiancollegegirl said:
What??? There's an armed intruder running aroud here and the captains are playing board games???? Looks like I stowed away on the wrong ship.*looks for the exit*
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There is no exit in the brig, which is where you will stay until we’ve determined why you stowed away on our ship.
 
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wwjd_kilden

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*steers fightiner unit and goes off to get the Browncoats to help
 
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christiancollegegirl

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*looking helpless and adorable* Please sir, don't hurt me!
 
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resurrection33

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loeza89 said:
~runs into engine room and phases everyone inside~ >_>.....hmm what does this do? ~pushes random buttons and ship starts shaking and computer voice sais over intercoms~ [self destruct sequence activated countdown 10 minutes] O-O ooops ~runs to escape pods~
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And discovers that Starfleet doesn’t have escape pod technology—only transporters and space shuttles.
 
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Belgian_Pilot

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Mayday mayday mayday, my wingman's down, I repeat, my wingman's down! Need assistance! (- barely missed an enemy kwantum pulse rocket -)
 
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loeza89

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looks around confused "im tired of this game how do i stop this game?" is oblivious to where he really is thinks its a game
 
resurrection33

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Spock, we have an emergency. Someone has activated the self-destruct sequence. If we don’t act quickly the whole ship will blow up. We have less than ten minutes.
Perfect timing, Captain. Starfleet just e-mailed us the new codes to de-activate the self-destruct sequence. I have my code right here on my computer. Do you have YOUR code? We both have to enter our codes for de-activation.
NEW codes? I haven’t checked my e-mail in months.
 
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loeza89

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Walks into main deck and pokes captain "hey when does this game end >_> " still thinking its a game
 
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