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Jase

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Did you hear about the guy who tried to catch fog?

He mist!
 

Jase

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Lance is a pretty uncommon name these days,

but in medieval times..people were called lance a lot!
 

Jase

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What did Mr. Peanut say to Mrs. Peanut as he was leaving the house?

Back in a Jif!
 

Gideon300

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My cat decided to test out my casserole with her foot. While it was on my plate. I decided against eating it. It would be in paw taste
 

Jase

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I got hit my a rental car.

It Hertz!
 

Lynx

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I got hit my a rental car.

It Hertz!
Well if we're getting THAT corny...

I told our church drummer, "Looks like you need a new drum. I'm not sure if it's the kick, the snare or what, but I know you need a new drum... That copier in sister Amy's office told me to replace the drum."

Then she snorted and I apologized, which is actually how a lot of my conversations end.
 

Lynx

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One bad pun from xkcd:

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Lynx

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Another from the same:

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Okay, but because of that bad joke we're breaking up.
 

Jase

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So....A flat walks into a bar...

The bartender says...."G you're looking sharp."! 😉
 

Lynx

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So....A flat walks into a bar...

The bartender says...."G you're looking sharp."! 😉
But... How did a whole apartment (flat) walk into a bar? :p
 

Jase

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Are people born with photographic memories?

Or does it take time to develop? 🤔
 

Lynx

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Are people born with photographic memories?

Or does it take time to develop? 🤔
I have a photographic memory, but I never got any film for it.
 

Jase

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How can you tell if a bucket is sick?

When it's a little pail! 🤭
 

Jase

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Corduroy pillows make headlines! 🤭
 

Lynx

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Still better than being hit with gamma radiation though.