I got hit my a rental car.
It Hertz!
Well if we're getting THAT corny...
I told our church drummer, "Looks like you need a new drum. I'm not sure if it's the kick, the snare or what, but I know you need a new drum... That copier in sister Amy's office told me to replace the drum."
Then she snorted and I apologized, which is actually how a lot of my conversations end.