Post something to never say on a first date

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Pemican

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The voices told me I should ask you out.
 
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missy2014

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oh this seat is taken my date is coming. sorry theres plenty of fish in the sea oh and i would go to walmart if i was yous and ace the breathmints.
 
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missy2014

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No im sorry but we cant do this id rather go and do jumping jacks its an adult thing
 
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Andig85

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The last blind date I went on was a disaster, but I liked her dog
 
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missy2014

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I dont eat that food or liquid you got some funny looking antlers you might have to accept me for the moose that i am.
 
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missy2014

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i like maths youre so 1.245588th of the person i wanted! how do i divide two beautiful eyes by your beautiful soft rusty hair into 2X squared ?... do you follow me? ...( pushes square glasses back against nose.)
 
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AnnaBou

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My father shot my last two dates but hey, third time lucky! :)
 

mailmandan

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"If you love someone, you have to let them go. If they come back, they’re yours. If they don’t, then you stalk them."
 
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blueorchidjd

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"I was a nun once"
And it was a guy.
 
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Ahappierwoman

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Your personality is ok but your face is disappointing
 
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Jacob_Fitzgerald

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You'll have to sit in the back seat because my dog always sits in the front.
 
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Richie_2uk

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My ex-girlfriend has that shirt!!
 
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Richie_2uk

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You look really different online. LOL