"My dog doesnt know he's adopted, how do I tell him? :/"
"I'm nervous cause this is my first date, so I went through online websites what to say on a date, and this is the only thing i'm gonna say that's really me, just saying'"
"...Soo.. Do you love me?"
"Hey let's just run from the bill, because I can't pay it by the way. It'll be fun..."
"I'm sweating and I'm shy. How could you ever love someone like me
I'm going back to my moms basement bye
"