Post something to never say on a first date

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mailmandan

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You'll love my daughter, she's your age.
 
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Thailand_Paul

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#83
Can I borrow your cell, my ex just messaged me and I'm outa credit?
 
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missy2014

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#84
See theres love and then theres my pet dog ummm I think you have to go.
 
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missy2014

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#85
Woah theres a hurricane outside ! Did you cause that?
 
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missy2014

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#86
I think bow ties look better on brad bit but um yeh youre ok you might do ...
 
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missy2014

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#87
oh that joke was dry so dry ive heard that one before like when i was... ThREE
 
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missy2014

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#88
Your jokes are making me gag please stop.
 

Jakob

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"My dog doesnt know he's adopted, how do I tell him? :/"
"I'm nervous cause this is my first date, so I went through online websites what to say on a date, and this is the only thing i'm gonna say that's really me, just saying'"
"...Soo.. Do you love me?"
"Hey let's just run from the bill, because I can't pay it by the way. It'll be fun..."
"I'm sweating and I'm shy. How could you ever love someone like me :( I'm going back to my moms basement bye :( "
 

mailmandan

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I'll be right back, I have a touch of diarrhea.
 

ArtsieSteph

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I'm gonna see if I can remember some spongebob quotes that would be applicable

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

"You'll never guess what I found in my sock today! Go ahead, guess!"

"I should have stayed in bed today"

"LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE"
 

breno785au

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#92
Hi, (insert name here) meet my mum (insert name here) and my dad (insert name here)
 

mailmandan

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#93
I saw pictures from your beach trip on Facebook. Looked like fun! What was that, like, 3 years ago?
 
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VioletReigns

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#95
I'm licensed to carry this taser. :eek:
 
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VioletReigns

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#96
How many chin-ups can you do? :confused:
 
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VioletReigns

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#97
Did you get your driver's license out of a Cracker Jack box?!? :eek:
 

Descyple

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This is my first date in a very long time, and this is also my first day out of prison.

That gives us two things to celebrate!!!
 

Pemican

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Does mental illness run in your family?