Post something to never say on a first date

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Richie_2uk

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#121
My therapist wanted me to ask you, if you would be willing to date a person like me.
 
Descyple

Descyple

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Please ignore the tattoo on my arm that says "Taken", it's not what you think, I'm just a big fan of Liam Neeson movies!!!
 
thezachattack

thezachattack

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"You look so much like my ex, that's actually why I asked you out"
 
thezachattack

thezachattack

Senior Member
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Jun 12, 2014
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"Because I'm a nice guy, I feel like I should tell you... your Facebook password was way too easy to hack."
 
Garfield20

Garfield20

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Aug 14, 2014
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what is you computer password oh yes what is your phone number
 
ArtsieSteph

ArtsieSteph

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Apr 1, 2014
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I'm on a "see food diet." When I eat something, I let other people watch me chew.
 
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missy2014

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#129
People say I have some weird theories but I firmly believe Adam and Eve met on online dating . Firmly believe this FIRMLY . I got the book - 'Eve files'. what?.... why you looking at me strange?
 
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missy2014

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#130
Listen all I said was 'YO MAMA ' and her breath stanks I think by genetics she passed that on to you nothing insulting
 
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AbbeyJoy

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#131
Do smell ok? I forgot to wear my deodorant..
 
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elf3

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#133
I am allergic to seafood. Wanna see what happens when I eat fish?
 
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elf3

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#134
So I got this pet fish the other day. Did you know they don't deal well with leashes?
 
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elf3

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#135
What? No that's not my hand on your leg. Must be my pet snake. He goes everywhere with me.
 
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elf3

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#136
Of course I own a house. I drove us here in it.
 
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elf3

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#137
Yeah I speak three languages. English, Spanish and cow.
 
crossnote

crossnote

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Walmart has a special on Listerine.
 
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elf3

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#140
So I have this foot fungus thing. Here, have a look tell me what you think.
 
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