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JesusLives

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I've seen the Karate Kid over a 100 times.

...........and l still can't catch a fly with chopsticks. :(
How about your teeth? Catching the fly that is....not the chopsticks....lol
 

JesusLives

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For me, not for others, there is a time and a place for everythng, so I felt humorous, had to vent, came to miscellaneous for it. I would never in Bible Discussion, but here is kind of ok, right? Maybe? Ok? God bless you.
I get your humor and enjoy it....wherever you want to toss it.... even in BDF.....if you so choose....
 

JesusLives

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(((((((((((((((((((((((((((BREAKING-NEWS-FLASH))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

football may be under-inflated??????????????????????????

?thinking hard about some more incredible, valuable, vitally IMPORTANT life-changing Info-----come on JAUME..
you've go us goin now!!!!!!!:cool::confused:
Blond wants to know.......Is this the reason that Pigs can't fly? More helium please.....lol
 
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skylove7

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God creates a caterpillar that can pose as a snake to scare off predators. And some say there is no God! BaHaHa! :)

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JaumeJ

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Do not be deceived, your face still shows when you wear coveralls, sometimes called overalls.
 

p_rehbein

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Mosquitos you can hear buzzing ya, they are male and they don't bite.

The silent females are the ones that nail ya 'n' suck your blood.
 

crossnote

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Mosquitos you can hear buzzing ya, they are male and they don't bite.

The silent females are the ones that nail ya 'n' suck your blood.
And so it remains unto this day...:p
 

mailmandan

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Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely.
 

Reborn

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How about your teeth? Catching the fly that is....not the chopsticks....lol
I catch frisbees with my teeth......not flies.

Sheesh......I'm not crazy. :p
 

p_rehbein

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Guy wanted to know about air brakes..............I said maybe, when it lightings, and the thunder is when the broken air rushes back together.

He looked kinda puzzled when I was walking away
 

ArtsieSteph

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I just applied to two Costcos as a register helper (aka a bag clerk). It is my dad's all time favorite place. Hopefully I get it :D
 

JaumeJ

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Does it break or does it clap?

Guy wanted to know about air brakes..............I said maybe, when it lightings, and the thunder is when the broken air rushes back together.

He looked kinda puzzled when I was walking away
 

JaumeJ

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The other day I introdued myself to an insurance agent, "Hello, my name is Jack, and yours?" He replied, "No."
 

ArtsieSteph

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I have finally found out why it is a good idea not to be on CC chat after certain hours, crazy unreasonable debates pop up D:
 

JaumeJ

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Keep in mind we are taught never to tire of sharing the gospel. When some of us see what we cannot accept as understanding by the spirit. ot os omci,betnt upon us to speak. When it becomes too painful, arguing, we do try to go our way.

The two big arguments are the law, and the Sabbath. The understanding of both of these is taught by Jesus Christ, Himself, and the understanding is rather simple, but it gets twisted a lot........so we do what is our due. God bless you..

May name is Jack, and yours?
 

Ugly

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Beware of falling sheep.