The Terrible Advice Thread

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SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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joefizz said:
So be mature but say something unnecessary or hurtful to others to be a good Christian everyone.
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I never said that what you quoted, Brother, as you doctored my post. I was just poking a little fun at you. Water under the bridge?
 
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joefizz

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SovereignGrace said:
I never said that what you quoted, Brother, as you doctored my post. I was just poking a little fun at you. Water under the bridge?
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if the flood is subsided,anyways,in order to build trust with people keep a mind set that everyone is out to get you,and push them away from yourself because you care for them.
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Everyone is out to get me. I am not paranoid, as I only have one noid, not two, hence I am not paranoid.

Everybody chew their food on the same side of your broken tooth.
 
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joefizz

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#184
I have no feelings only data units so when I say "praise the lord" I am just repeating people,try it for yourself it is exciting!
 
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joefizz

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#185
To help someone's hearing breathe into a bag then pop it right next to someone!
 
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joefizz

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#186
If you know nothing about karate try breaking wood with your hands anyways,you'll surely reach a "break through".
 
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joefizz

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#187
Try walking up 10 flights of steps instead of taking an elevator because it will not tire you out!
 
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joefizz

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#188
If someone tells you to stop doing something to annoy them it means they really want you to do it again deep down inside.
 
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joefizz

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#189
Drink Milk and Orange juice in one cup because it will help your stomach.
 
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joefizz

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#190
When riding a bike in order to not speed up take your hands off the handle bars and go down a hill or incline.
 
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joefizz

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#191
Randomly jump out and scare people not only will people not be annoyed but they will encourage you to try again.
 
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joefizz

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Lean back in a chair every few minutes or seconds for fun and never expect to fall backwards.
 
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joefizz

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#193
Invite people who are lactose intolerant to a party and serve them all dairy products.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Wonder how much some people must be paying someone off at work to get away with what they do.

Contemplate how long it will take to save up to be able to offer said people double that amount.

Set piggy bank on table.

#CareerGoals.
 
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Susanna

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Taking any kind of advice from me.
 
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Yahweh_is_gracious

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Don't just delete those spam e-mails. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. What if you really ARE the designated recipient of 450,000,000 dollars? Won't you feel silly just deleting that message? Sure, give them your info. Take a chance.
 
I_am_Canadian

I_am_Canadian

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Go into politics lol

WineRose said:
Howdy! :)

Since I, myself, am not at all the best advice-giver, I just had an idea to create a thread completely dedicated to bad advice from others just like me. So...do your worst!!!
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joefizz

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Yahweh_is_gracious said:
Don't just delete those spam e-mails. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. What if you really ARE the designated recipient of 450,000,000 dollars? Won't you feel silly just deleting that message? Sure, give them your info. Take a chance.
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It's never a scam when a company asks for your personal information to win something go ahead tell them everything including your life story!
 
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joefizz

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Call 1-800 Joefizz!!!!!
 
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