I do not confess to what I have not committed. Also, read the Old Testament and see just who is allowed in the tent of the meeting, and later, in the temple. Even underwear were first mentioned in the Old Testament for the priests so that when they bowed before the altar, they were not shamed by showing their personal parts.
The sacrifices were to be without blemish, a precursor and prophecy of the Lamb of Yahweh.
One could not be a priest with any kind of a blemish.
One could not attend if he or she had an issue of any kind, and it is certain gas is an issue.
Now, I do not believe this is so today, however in respect to what the Father expected from the Children of Israel, I try my best to be as He prefers.
I would not enter any meeting were I in a state of flatulence. As far as I know,I have never even used the Church toilets, but that is just I. I do not expect others to be so uptight about things..
I do not like Disney Studio humor introduced into the worship and study of our Word, Yeshua. I was blessed to have actually met and conversed with Walt Disney, and I can tell you, the humor of the DS movies since his demise would never have been condoned by him. No, for me, food fights, slime, farts and burps, etc. are not funny. Perhaps it is due to my having experienced hunger and nutrition related disease as a child. I respect the blessings from above and the integrity of the convocation to worship. This is my feeling about it all, and no commentary from any in this thread can or should change that. You see, it does no harm to anyone, however this thread could easily harm the faith of some who are weak in that faith.