Don't eat yellow snow - life lessons and other things.

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p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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It's not what you take when you leave this world behind you, it's what you leave behind you when you go........

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Prognostic

Prognostic

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Words to live by my friend words to live by! Love it!

Here's one.

Never believe any thing you hear.

And only half of what you can see.
 
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RodB65

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Retirement is when you've given so much of yourself to the company, that you no longer have anything left they can use.
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Don't squat with your spurs on
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.


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Phillster

Phillster

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Never bike up a steep hill, and coast back down, before checking if your brakes work(hello fence post).
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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If you ever need to make your hat, it is best to do it most ricky tik
 
Sonflower

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Don't turn on netflix for "background noise" when studying...it doesn't end well.
 
p_rehbein

p_rehbein

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Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.
 
Sonflower

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#0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
Always try turning the computer off and on again before calling technical support
 
tourist

tourist

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Sometimes when I'm down I feel like eating the yellow show and call it good. Fortunately, I live in Florida so I haven't had to resort to such a desperate measure.
 
fizzyjoe

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Hamarr said:
It’s a good idea to leave the seat up occasionally to make sure the ladies are paying attention before sitting. You’re doing them a service really.
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"Occasionally"?
You do want to live right?
 
fizzyjoe

fizzyjoe

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Life lesson#A-Never use a pool noodle under both your arms while sitting in a pool chair it locks you into the chair to where you can't get back out of the chair!(did this when I was a toddler and learned my lesson)
 
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