Date Night

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Jenny23

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Desdichado said:
I went out on a date with a girl who, I suspect, texted her uncle to bail her out. :ROFL:
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Surely not. I'm sure her uncle had some sort of emergency that could not be helped by his wife, children, parents, friends, other extended family, or co-workers.
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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So your first tip will be "cultivate an inner circle of really needy friends and family...or say you do anyhow."

Jenny23 said:
Surely not. I'm sure her uncle had some sort of emergency that could not be helped by his wife, children, parents, friends, other extended family, or co-workers.
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Jenny23

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Desdichado said:
So your first tip will be "cultivate an inner circle of really needy friends and family...or say you do anyhow."
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Yes. And by cultivate I mean make sure you create some additional problems for them right around the time of said date. Perhaps knife their car tire, light a candle in their house and walk away, something along these lines. These are only suggestions. I will guide my readers to feel free to be creative.
 
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Jenny23

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Jenny23 said:
Yes. And by cultivate I mean make sure you create some additional problems for them right around the time of said date. Perhaps knife their car tire, light a candle in their house and walk away, something along these lines. These are only suggestions. I will guide my readers to feel free to be creative.
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For those sensitive viewers. I'm clearly joking. I would never suggest anyone do something of the sort even if their date is dreadful. Haha.
 
Subhumanoidal

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Jenny23 said:
One bad date I had was when the man would not stop talking about himself. Droning on and on. 30 minutes in, and I started to plan my escape route. I considered passing out but thought that could go awry with CPR. After that, I wondered if I could call my own phone somehow and pretend my mom needed me to come over and help her organize her closet. I started to plan a new business venture. 21 ways to get out of a bad date and practical tips for faking your own fainting.
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Set an alarm to go off partway through the date. If the date goes well, ignore it. If it's going poorly then it's a "phone call".
 
Dino246

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I think my worst date was when I took a gal to see The Abyss. I had seen her a few times over the previous months. I picked up on some discomfort on her part and, as I didn't know how to broach it, neither of us spoke until halfway home. Then I tried to start a conversation, which rapidly went south. At least I enjoyed the movie!
 
Lanolin

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1. Say you have to to go to the toilet and then disappear. Your date cant go check and say 'are you in there? Whats taking so long? ' he or she will then think you constipated and then rethink ever asking you on a date again.
 
Sackcloth-N-Ashes

Sackcloth-N-Ashes

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Jenny23 said:
One bad date I had was when the man would not stop talking about himself. Droning on and on. 30 minutes in, and I started to plan my escape route. I considered passing out but thought that could go awry with CPR. After that, I wondered if I could call my own phone somehow and pretend my mom needed me to come over and help her organize her closet. I started to plan a new business venture. 21 ways to get out of a bad date and practical tips for faking your own fainting.
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@Desdichado taught him well. He had “Desdichado’s school of how to lose a date in 30 minutes or less. Guaranteed”. He had to close it after Dominoes threatened to sue.
 
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Jenny23

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Sackcloth-N-Ashes said:
@Desdichado taught him well. He had “Desdichado’s school of how to lose a date in 30 minutes or less. Guaranteed”. He had to close it after Dominoes threatened to sue.
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I mean. He does have the competitive advantage. I'm sure that school will be back up and running in no time.
 
ArtsieSteph

ArtsieSteph

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Hilariously enough, my first date was the most beautiful and picturesque thing you could ever imagine. It went from going with a group of friends to a movie, all the friends left till it was just me and him. We walked around the park at sunset, and I had my first kiss sitting in front of the lake at the park. It was the most adorable thing ever.

The relationship lasted a week. But man I will never forget that day. 🤣
 
Dino246

Dino246

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I see the OP is no longer a member.

That's disguesting.
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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The kissing thing, my first kiss I caught a cold from it.

Tip dont go on a date when you arent feeling well. And for women, there are times of the month when you just dont go on dates. Too much hassle. Stay home.
 
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