Rap Name

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Lynx

Lynx

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Yo my homies, word up!

What would your name be if you became a rap star? They all got weird names. What's yours?

Alternatively, what would you guess some other forum members' rap star names would be?

Me, I'd be one of the big poppas. In fact people already talk about me. My name would be Poppa Cap.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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I mentioned this thread idea to a friend of mine. He delivers packages for amazon. He said he would be Ultimate Swerve.

I said nah, first name needs to be two syllables or less for punch. How about Epic Swerve? Or Master Swerve?
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Lynx said:
Yo my homies, word up!

What would your name be if you became a rap star? They all got weird names. What's yours?
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Why, "Seoul-O", of course! :cool:

Thanks for asking!

And I'm pretty sure Pipp's rap name would be "Bake... Yo Mama." ;)
 
zeroturbulence

zeroturbulence

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seoulsearch said:
Why, "Seoul-O", of course! :cool:

Thanks for asking!

And I'm pretty sure Pipp's rap name would be "Bake... Yo Mama." ;)
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I think Soul-search would already be an awesome rap name. Maybe even the best one out there!
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Lynx said:
Me, I'd be one of the big poppas. In fact people already talk about me. My name would be Poppa Cap.
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Actually Lynx, I thought of a bit of a song parody verse for you. It's definitely not rap, but here goes:

Sung to the tune of Air Supply's "Makin' Love Out of Nothing at All"...

"Well I don't know how to knead these,
Cuz' I really can't let them fall...
And I don't know how I do it --
Makin' Loaves... Like It's Nothing At All."

:whistle:
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Pretty good, pretty good... Change the first word of the second line to "But" and it'll be perfect.

But after kneading a 34-loaf lump of dough, you tell my arm muscles it's like nothing at all. :p
 
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Susanna

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My rap name definitely would be “C’mon Kelly’O”😂.

Here’s my Sidewalk Wrong Side of Town piece😁:

C’mon Kelly’O
Ain’t Y’all Getting Down
On Your Knees For My Crown
Blowin’ Dat Lil Breeze
Makin’ Your Nosey All Sneeze

😂😜😇
 
Dino246

Dino246

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I don't need a rapper name
It's a shame and a crime
I'll just write poetry
I'm far too slow at
De
Veloping the rhyme.
 
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