THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

Encouragement · Dec 2, 2020

I believe you can it perfectly well..You're stronger than you think.💪💪💪
Make and drink tea.☕
Make some virtue cakes🍰🍰
look after a sack of spanners 🔧🔧🔧🔧
Eat some your cakes🎂🎂
Answer the phone twice a day☎️📲
keep mis camel and that obsessive woman happy.🤷‍♀️
That's it.🤣
with 80 days holiday..you got the best deal ever.👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Panda is booked for "food counselling"🐼🐼🐾☎️

Ruby123 · Dec 2, 2020

here is your new replacement

Moses_Young · Dec 2, 2020

Ruby123 said:

Encouragement. If he wants a bride, he needs to fill out a form, no?

Ruby123 · Dec 2, 2020

Moses_Young said:

He's filled out all the forms. I just have to find her. He keeps knocking back the ones I find for him. He is too fussy

Encouragement · Dec 2, 2020

Ruby123 said:

Sorry ruby123 but theres not enough space within our company to be having two flake wig wearing individuals..you know the rules..🤣🤣..

Plus I know "miss pinkie"..(cat secretary who wears a pink wig)...great typing skills.
she models herself off Jessica rabbit from the movie who framed roger rabbit..

Encouragement · Dec 2, 2020

Ruby123 said:

🤣🤣🤣...well is not that fussy but those you recommended are health hazards..How could I date miss camel who throws her teeth implants at people when hes unhappy?😜
And that other woman whose 8foot tall who goes wrong thinking shes an umbrella?..☂️
Surely you want me to be happy right?

Moses_Young · Dec 2, 2020

Ruby123 said:

Are you sure he's really interested? Sometimes, people will complete the form and use "fussiness" as an excuse when you find Miss Right. Is there any contractual way we can oblige him to accept your (presumably excellent) selection/s?

IToreTheSky · Dec 2, 2020

LoL ok so here's the deal with these postings of violence towards various foods
It's not the food,but the people handling or preparing the food that get on my nerves. I know that I shouldn't take out my frustrations on the food but it's better than going to jail for assaulting someone.
I am a peaceful panda nowadays and have learned with the help of God to control my panda rage. LoL
Let it be known that food has never wronged me nor do I have any inner turmoil regarding such nom nom noms. 🐼🥧🍖🍗🌽🥑🌮

Butterflyyy · Dec 2, 2020

Encouragement · Dec 2, 2020

Moses_Young said:

But if I accept those recommendations by Ruby123 I would go insane and our business would fall apart.
One of these women throws her detachable teeth at people when shes unhappy.😜
Another one is as tall as a room and goes around thinking shes an umbrella.😜
One has an unhealthy obsession with chest wigs and enhanced whitened teeth!😜
I mean....seriously..🤣🤣🤣
I think Ruby123 means well and has good Intentions for sure..
what is a guy to do?

Lanolin · Dec 2, 2020

Encouragement said:

fast fwd twenty years in the future when we will all be flying our personal flying cars and might not even need tires. Im sorry you were made redundant, nothing I can do about that, but think of the opportunties.

Unicorns also might make a comeback.

Encouragement · Dec 2, 2020

IToreTheSky said:

well thanks for clearing that up...phew..so in view of this new disclosure should all food products be kept in steel cages fastened to the wall at ALL times to protect them from being totally trashed by you incase someone does something wrong relating to food?
Imagine ruining a my beautiful expensive wedding cake on the day of my wedding just coz you saw someone dip a cracker into a dip the wrong way?.🤣🤣🤣..could you "really" control your panda rage??🐼🐼🐾🐾
Ruby123,myself,whoever the bride will be plus all the other guests wouldn't be impressed panda!.😢😢

Encouragement · Dec 2, 2020

Lanolin said:

lol..well in 25 years time I would of most definitely me married to my dearest wife 💕and the company would of evolved to keep up with growing trends...we could be a flying car navigation system modification specialist..😊
If unicorns made a come that would be ace..I could offer "unicorn horn and hoof shining services"..my business eye is always seeking to seize an appropriate opportunity ..😉

Lanolin · Dec 2, 2020

a new solution to the cracker and dip problem
Crumble all the crackers into the dip, mix it up and serve the dips in little cups with a spoon. No need for more crackers, or even a plate as they are already dipped.

Encouragement · Dec 2, 2020

Lanolin said:

Yes thats one possible solution..👏🏻👏🏻
one problem..🤔
If panda wasn't happy with the way the crackers were being handled whist crumbling then into the dip.....🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
what's the words of that song again..
"There maybe trouble ahead....🎶🎶🎙🎙

IToreTheSky · Dec 2, 2020

No worries. I won't ruin your wedding day, nor will I rage out on any food items... Oh and I never double dip a chip or "crisp" ... Ever! LoL unless it's my dip and I'm the only one eating it.

up · Dec 2, 2020

God/Jesus = loves me and I love 💜💙💗

Encouragement · Dec 2, 2020

IToreTheSky said:

Sounds good to me. ...🕺🕺🕺
So you never double dip...really unless its your own one..😊😊...
well let's just hope no one reaches across to share it coz...you might erupt..🐼🐼🐾🐾🤔

IToreTheSky · Dec 2, 2020

The only eruption you'll get from me is of I crank up a guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. 🤘🙄🤘

tourist · Dec 2, 2020

Moses_Young said:

Something like that. It is part of the beginning of trying to establish a relationship. There will be questions and, hopefully, truthful answers.

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