THINKING SOMEONE LIKES YOU WHEN THEY ACTUALLY DON'T

It is part of my matchmaking job. I have had two successes so far. We might have to divide the business or expand it because clients may come rushing in.

We could organise a double wedding. Enc what do you think?

I will leave you two to sort it out, My duties are done lol

Good grief. LoL
This is all too overwhelming for me
I think. 🤣
Not sure I'm cut out for all this romance stuff at my age.
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Nah dude, no woman would ever dump you no matter what species you are
Er.... Ummm... Wait.
You are human, right? LoL
Actually I'd rather have 37 dogs than cats.
Oh well. 🙂

Ahhhhhh.. believe me no one is above temptation...I could be the most sweetest,kindest,warmest person ever...but the threat of teeth is always there..remember I had an issue with the mouth on the panda suit....terrified me..😅😅😅
About me being human..sometimes I wander..coz how on earth have I found a camel attractive?...maybe I am a scientist experiment as a child injected with an animal gene...🐴🐎🐴🐴🐴🐴🐂🐂🐆🐅🐂🐄🐄🐮🦌🐏🐏🐘🐘🐘🦏🐑🐑.....scary thought...what am I gonna be liking next??
OWLS?🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉😂
I think if you get dogs....you should be worried n case I end up dumping kitty for small dog..🤣😂😂😂😂

This is just turning into such a weird thread! Eek!

well more like one most likely a dead cert
.(panda/miss camel)..
The other one still just a possiblility (subject to background checks and legal status documents+ previous veterinary reports)..(me/miss whiskers)..
Oh didn't you see the companies mission statement on the plackard.Once I find miss right you are legally limited as to what you are allowed to do in terms of conducting a dating agency..
The plackard states..
"To uphold the appropriate cupid rules of love to ensure Encouragement locates and secures a stable loving and forfilling relationship with a lady who needs her tyre changed.
After this has been established..the obligatory contact with cupid becomes obsolete thereby prohibiting any further tyre changing services and or actions with any parties or persons on the premises inorder to establish a romantic liason.
Also any adjoining contractual companies are also prohibited from carrying out any similiar services unless operating independently with their own romantic licences that have been approved by the main board of romantic governors"
There you go!

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Ahh not so fast ruby...theres lots of things you are gonna have to help with..we will create a list and it wont stress you out..just the usual things that one wouke expect from a panda marrying a camel..and a tyre changer marrying a cute feline.
Just a few examples below
1)making sure there is enough hay and drinking troffs for the brides camel relatives
2)making sure the are no stray cats arriving at the wedding
3)making sure there is sufficient leg space when miss camel sits down
4)making sure all health and safety measures are put in place to make sure all camel back humpe are not injured when sitting down
5)To make sure there are NO MALE STAFF present at the wedding with front and lower protruding teeth...there is the risk of miss camel going ballistic and end up dumping panda
6)make sure all other animal guest at the wedding have the appropriate food requirements in place and appropriately styles chair for their various body shapes
(All flightless birds must have their feathers sprinkled with gold dust)
Lamas,giraffes,swans,cats,ducks,dogs ect must be checked by local vets before they are allowed to attend the wedding


right ruby..you got all that?
🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣...no pressure my dear

Good grief. LoL
This is all too overwhelming for me
I think. 🤣
Not sure I'm cut out for all this romance stuff at my age.
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I believe we can love someone but not want to have a relationship with them.

Ahhhhhh.. believe me no one is above temptation...I could be the most sweetest,kindest,warmest person ever...but the threat of teeth is always there..remember I had an issue with the mouth on the panda suit....terrified me..😅😅😅
About me being human..sometimes I wander..coz how on earth have I found a camel attractive?...maybe I am a scientist experiment as a child injected with an animal gene...🐴🐎🐴🐴🐴🐴🐂🐂🐆🐅🐂🐄🐄🐮🦌🐏🐏🐘🐘🐘🦏🐑🐑.....scary thought...what am I gonna be liking next??
OWLS?🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉😂
I think if you get dogs....you should be worried n case I end up dumping kitty for small dog..🤣😂😂😂😂

We are having flooding and landslides here in Aus

I've read about heavy rains and flooding in New South Wales. Landslides in Sydney. Hope you're ok. Seems like this year has been feast or famine with very little feast!

I believe we can love someone but not want to have a relationship with them.

This is just turning into such a weird thread! Eek!