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Lanolin

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I dont like plain old bread by itself.
If its just white toast I prefer to eat it with something, like butter, or maybe soup.

Toast is what you do with old bread anyway, fresh bread straight from the oven or bakery you can eat it while its hot and soft.
 

Lighthearted

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And, as a bonus question...

I once read an article that posed this challenge:

If a cat always lands on its feet, and a piece of buttered toast always lands buttered-side down...

If you took a cat and tied a piece of toast on its back with the buttered side up, then tossed the cat (gently) off a table...

Which side would it land on?

Would the cat land on its feet with the toast butter-side up, or would the toast land butter-side down, causing the cat to be upside-down???

State your position, why you believe it, and why any other belief is just wrong, wrong, wrong! :ROFL:


(The whole point of the thread is to hopefully poke some light-hearted fun at our current "let's turn absolutely everything into an argument" culture.)
Hey sis...I just want to see YOU tie a piece of buttered toast on a cat! 🤣
 

GaryA

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But at least this one is different from the usual

nobodys mentioned flat earth, how vaccines are the mark of the beast or...did men really land on the moon?
Then - why-O-why did you have to do it???

Oh no - the thread has been totally RUINED at post 195 because unmentionable things were - well - mentioned.

Oh man - it's just another common every-day mundane controversial thread now!

Oh what will we do now?!?!

Will we be able to get this thread back into the Guinness World Records book???

How can we return this thread to its previous level of controversy?












Oh - I know - just carry on...
 
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Godsgirl83

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How can we return this thread to its previous level of controversy?
Well Gary,
To help get it back on track
Tell us your views on the OP's questions............
 

Lynx

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where does everyone stand on cinnamon raisin toast????
Cinnamon, good. Raisin, waste of a good grape. Raisins are weird - not squishy exactly, but not quite chewy either. They feel like little sweet bugs when you chew them.
 

Lanolin

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oh but seoul I cant be bothered arguing, you know me.

also seoul didnt mention anything about the Guinness book of records. There is always next year, they do a new one every year.

Theres probably stuff on toast in it.
 
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17Bees

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Guinness world records about toast.......
(we are talking about the breaded kind and not the ceremony drinking kind right? Because both come up under "TOAST" with a total of 972 results for the word "TOAST")

In regards to bread

most expensive piece of bread sold on online auction
Wow! You'd have to be the upper crust to afford that!. get it? get it? oh come on, you deserve butter. :p My jokes getting a little kneady? :ROFL: Or are they going a rye. :p :p :ROFL::ROFL:well, if I ever meet you I'll bring some flours :D It's the yeast I could do :LOL::LOL::LOL:
 
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Godsgirl83

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Wow! You'd have to be the upper crust to afford that!. get it? get it? oh come on, you deserve butter. :p My jokes getting a little kneady? :ROFL: Or are they going a rye. :p:p:ROFL::ROFL:well, if I ever meet you I'll bring some flours :D It's the yeast I could do :LOL::LOL::LOL:
oh man!!!! my sides H-U-R-T :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 

GaryA

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oh but seoul I cant be bothered arguing, you know me.

also seoul didnt mention anything about the Guinness book of records. There is always next year, they do a new one every year.

Theres probably stuff on toast in it.
Do you think post #206 was a bit too dramatic?

I was only trying to follow the theme of the thread and be humorous.

It was all intended in good fun.
 
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Godsgirl83

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@seoulsearch ,

I was looking for something related to toast (as in with a glass and cheers) when this popped up INSTANTLY making me think of you :LOL:

 

Godsgirl1983

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Wow! You'd have to be the upper crust to afford that!. get it? get it? oh come on, you deserve butter. :p My jokes getting a little kneady? :ROFL: Or are they going a rye. :p:p:ROFL::ROFL:well, if I ever meet you I'll bring some flours :D It's the yeast I could do :LOL::LOL::LOL:
oh man!!!! my sides H-U-R-T :LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
pssst @17Bees ........
they still hurt ;):p
@seoulsearch current food debate thread (taco sandwiches) has me looking back over some things, and this still makes my sides hurt :LOL::LOL::LOL: