Born Again Biblical Flat Earther Seeking Sole Mate

Lol!

Kinda is being "kinda" bad!

Stahp!

First off, welcome to CC, and may the force with you. lol

You know, maybe there is someone on here in the singles forum, that would be interested in you. There is countless threads about relationships, and why ladies can't find someone. Well ladies, here is your chance to end this nightmare you call being single. lol I hope the LORD leads you, but must say, you do know that 50% of marriages end in divorce?

Do the people in Christian Mingle think your crazy, due to your flat earth beliefs by chance? That would be my guess. You might want to keep that bit of information concealed, until maybe later on in a relationship, that my steer probably 90% of the female population away.

This thread has me laughing so hard!! Thank you for your contribution. Great advice!!!!

Hey stranger, where you been hiding out? You used to be more involved, glad your back, and thanks for your feedback.

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Hi, I'm J~. They think I'm crazy over on Christian Mingle, so here we are. I'm 34.

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Jesus is Lord. Salvation by grace through faith alone.

The Bible is God's Word. King James Version, since I know where the 900+ corrupt English language versions come from.

The Earth is flat. See Edward Hendrie's book "The Greatest Lie on Earth."

The 2020 election was stolen. See TGP's 2020 election/AZ audit coverage.

The vax is poison. See suppressed Tel Aviv University vaccine study.

I am 100% serious about all the above; feel free to ask me questions, but understand that I know what I know and if you are not okay with that we will likely not be very compatible.

I will not date a divorcee as per Jesus' words in Luke 16:18 and other Scriptures.

I am here on CC hoping to find a godly wife. Ideally I would like to find someone who understands the nature of this world and the spiritual warfare all around us which encompasses nearly every aspect of our comfortable American lives. I am a serious sort of fellow who has dated very little and who has never even kissed a girl. Not perfect, but not promiscuous and trying to remain pure for marriage.

I am conflicted about having kids right now. Part of me wants a big family and I have a list of baby names in my Bible. Part of me understands that Mystery Babylon is about to fall and a normal life may not be possible going forward. This world is being prepared to worship Satan and it's getting worse, perhaps not the best place to raise a child right now.

I believe God should be worshiped in spirit and in truth; as such I prefer old-fashioned churches which preach from God's Word and which use traditional hymns and music in their services. Typically this means Baptist and Bible churches.

Currently my church attendance is not good/regular but I have a church I would like to attend regularly once I relocate. Currently I watch services there online.

I currently live in central MD but have a house being built for me in Tennessee. I intend to move, Lord willing, by the end of the year. I have had some chronic health issues and understand physical struggles; that being said I am naturally fit/athletic and I try to take care of myself; I hope you do too. A certain level of physical attraction is necessary in a marriage.

I am looking for someone that I can connect with spiritually and intellectually, who embodies the Proverbs 31 woman and is blessed with discernment, grace, kindness, and humility. This description is intended to filter out ladies who won't be a good match.

Lol!

I'm not even close to meeting most of his qualifications...

Not by a country (Tennessee) mile.

Well, sometimes you'll get a job you're not qualified for if you're the only one who applied...

So... would you describe yourself as a "virginal Christian hottie"?

Oh sweetie...

Thanks for the offer -- your post made me laugh, despite myself.

Many moons ago I had a husband, until the day I came home from a regular day at work and found he'd packed all his things and left while I was gone. He had already sent me divorce papers by the time I found out he had a girlfriend he had left to pursue. We never talked again after our court date.

But as I said, that was a very long time ago.

The thing that no one seems to have considered here is that I have no interest in applying, but thank you very much for the offer.

Let's just say, I had another application in the works a while back, and I'm a one-application kind of girl. I'd like to say more, but for as much as I write on this forum, I tend to keep my personal life private.

I understand about marching to the beat of your own drum, as I've been doing the same my entire life, and receiving all the criticism that goes along with it -- but like you, it just works for me.

I wish you all the best in your search!

Hehe, I'm glad you got a chuckle, sister! My post was a bit tongue-in-cheek because one of the other ladies here suggested that this ideal description was what I was looking for and told me I might get a miracle.

And I am sorry to hear about your life difficulties. That experience is certainly a hard thing to bear and I'm sure it caused you a great deal of suffering. :/ I hope God has been bountiful to you since. All the best with your application also!

Thanks very much.

God is good, all the time.

And it's so funny because the "applicant" of which I'm speaking about and myself always joke with each other and say, "You know... you qualify," in reference to the craziness of dating and the number of expectations that are out there.

Congratulations on your house! That's an awesome achievement and I hope everything goes well!

I'm working on getting mine paid off, as I have an eye on the FIRE (financial independence, retire early) lifestyle. Of course, the current world situation has set things back a bit but it's always a blessing to be able to meet the goals we set for ourselves.

I would like to, God willing, someday travel, and perhaps marry and take the one I love along with me -- if it all works out. There are some big challenges along the way, but I'm sure you agree that nothing worth anything in life doesn't come without a fight. I try to just take it all as a learning experience.

Please keep us posted on things go for you, and let us know how things are going.

It is confirmed brother you are crazy.

Hi, I'm J~. They think I'm crazy over on Christian Mingle, so here we are. I'm 34.

~

Jesus is Lord. Salvation by grace through faith alone.

The Bible is God's Word. King James Version, since I know where the 900+ corrupt English language versions come from.

The Earth is flat. See Edward Hendrie's book "The Greatest Lie on Earth."

The 2020 election was stolen. See TGP's 2020 election/AZ audit coverage.

The vax is poison. See suppressed Tel Aviv University vaccine study.

I am 100% serious about all the above; feel free to ask me questions, but understand that I know what I know and if you are not okay with that we will likely not be very compatible.

I will not date a divorcee as per Jesus' words in Luke 16:18 and other Scriptures.

I am here on CC hoping to find a godly wife. Ideally I would like to find someone who understands the nature of this world and the spiritual warfare all around us which encompasses nearly every aspect of our comfortable American lives. I am a serious sort of fellow who has dated very little and who has never even kissed a girl. Not perfect, but not promiscuous and trying to remain pure for marriage.

I am conflicted about having kids right now. Part of me wants a big family and I have a list of baby names in my Bible. Part of me understands that Mystery Babylon is about to fall and a normal life may not be possible going forward. This world is being prepared to worship Satan and it's getting worse, perhaps not the best place to raise a child right now.

I believe God should be worshiped in spirit and in truth; as such I prefer old-fashioned churches which preach from God's Word and which use traditional hymns and music in their services. Typically this means Baptist and Bible churches.

Currently my church attendance is not good/regular but I have a church I would like to attend regularly once I relocate. Currently I watch services there online.

I currently live in central MD but have a house being built for me in Tennessee. I intend to move, Lord willing, by the end of the year. I have had some chronic health issues and understand physical struggles; that being said I am naturally fit/athletic and I try to take care of myself; I hope you do too. A certain level of physical attraction is necessary in a marriage.

I am looking for someone that I can connect with spiritually and intellectually, who embodies the Proverbs 31 woman and is blessed with discernment, grace, kindness, and humility. This description is intended to filter out ladies who won't be a good match.

I have to say it: I may have been wrong about you.

At first I had you pegged as a troll. You opened with a large proportion of hot button topics, ones people usually use liberally and gleefully to start arguments: KJV only, flat earth, women are more gullible than men, 20/20 election, divorced people dating, vaccine... The only thing missing was the Illuminati controlling governments and satan controlling the illuminati. It seemed like you were trying your dead level best to start arguments.

Then you started making posts in other threads and they were helpful and sometimes insightful.

If you are a troll, you are the most clever one we have had in years. This ought to be a good show.

If you are not, my apologies. In my defense I have to say all the signs were there.