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SimpleSheep

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kill the bugs for me! I'm very much afraid of them. lol

I was thinking this would be a funny thread or a serious one if you want. Just say something you need your future spouse to be or do for you. Like if you really like Mexican food you could say "I need her to know how to cook Mexican food."
 
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InNeedOfSupport

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I need her to have a genuine smile that warms my heart.

Bonus points if old fashioned and likes to back pies in flowery dress
 
tourist

tourist

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I need her to bake me a pie, preferably apple. Of course, I am already married, and my wife did indeed bake me an apple pie. Did a peach pie too. She also looks quite enticing with her hair flowing thusly about.
 
Going_Nowhere

Going_Nowhere

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She'll need to be blind....otherwise she won't hook up with me in the first place cause I'm so dang ugly. 😭
 
TabinRivCA

TabinRivCA

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Going_Nowhere said:
She'll need to be blind....otherwise she won't hook up with me in the first place cause I'm so dang ugly. 😭
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'For as he thinketh in his heart so is he' Prov 23:7
SimpleSheep said:
kill the bugs for me! I'm very much afraid of them. lol

I was thinking this would be a funny thread or a serious one if you want. Just say something you need your future spouse to be or do for you. Like if you really like Mexican food you could say "I need her to know how to cook Mexican food."
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I need him to pull the toilet tissue from the front and NOT the back, if he wants peace😂!
 
Artios1

Artios1

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Going_Nowhere said:
She'll need to be blind....otherwise she won't hook up with me in the first place cause I'm so dang ugly. 😭
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There are no ugly people in the body of Christ....The Christ in you makes you shine as a chosen gem polished by God and his Word.
 
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SimpleSheep

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Going_Nowhere said:
She'll need to be blind....otherwise she won't hook up with me in the first place cause I'm so dang ugly. 😭
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This makes me sad. There has to be something you like about youself. Why don’t you focus on that? :)
 
cinder

cinder

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I need him to move heavy stuff, and play board games with me, sometimes do chores that I don't wanna do, and take care of me and dog when I'm sick.
 
Lynx

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I need her to... Be good at the things I suck at. I mostly suck at emotional stuff, when dealing with other people.

It would also be nice if she sucked at the things I was good at. It's nice to feel needed.
 
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