What’s it like being a man?

It's great. We never worry about what we look like.
We don't even own mirrors.
We don't have to carry 20 lbs of useless stuff we never use in a purse every time we leave the house.
We never cry when someone criticizes us at work, we never feel the need to even talk about it in the middle of the night with our spouse who is sound asleep but needs to wake up and listen to us to prove that they still love us.
We have no problem trying to fit one more thing in the trash can that is over flowing. It doesn't bother us in the least.
We always pull the toilet seat down before we just launch a backwards butt dive on to it without looking. As men we have never done that even once in our lives. We just innately know better than to do such a dumb thing.
We don't have a total neurological breakdown once a month that we get to use as an excuse for acting like a 15 year old drama queen.
We can go years without ever replacing the toilet roll dispenser.
And we never feel the need to share our feelings or what we are thinking.
I will tell you a secret about us men. Most women spend more time asking us about what we are thinking that we do actually thinking.

you dont bend you squat

have you guys never learned to do squats?

Meh.

Some guys would consider you to be quite a catch. Back in my early 20's a buddy of mine married a woman who was a bit of a tomboy. When the guys got together to work on someone's truck you could holler, "Hey Susie, grab me a 3/8 drive 3/4 deep socket with a six inch extension and that's what you got. Anyone else's woman would have been staring at you rather blankly as if you had just asked for something in Japanese.

There was no offense taken, you just gave me the perfect opportunity to pick on you.

Yes, this question is a bit difficult to answer because each of us probably has a different perspective. What I see is that there aren't many differences between being a man or a woman aside from the obvious biological differences. It's just that the world, at least in the USA, is often designed more for bigger people. Some countries where the average body size is smaller everything else is built smaller to accommodate that.

My girlfriend has really small hands, greater than 50% smaller than my hands, but she can operate an iPhone mini with one hand. You might consider an iPhone mini if you are little.

So, I get it, a man would know what you’re talking about?

I’ve been pondering something for a while. What’s it like being a man?
Now, I totally get that y’all can find it difficult to answer that question since none of y’all have been women, but I’m really curious about it.

What’s it like being tall, like 6’2” or even taller? Reaching everything without having to use a box or a stool? Or being able to operate your cell phone using only one hand?

This is not a joke. I’m really curious.

so why did Shania Twain sing 'Man! I feel like a woman!' ?

Has anyone ever sung the answer to that song 'Woman! I feel like a man!?

I know ppl seem to cling to outmoded ideas of gender roles - but this is the 21st century.

women CAN and do wear pants now, get used to it.

Being 6'2" is nice...
Until you get on an airplane.
Or you want to drive a cool sports car...
Other than that, we're livin' the dream....

My wife is a foot shorter than me, so I do a lot of "fetching" for her. Don't mind a bit.

Some of the kids are taller than me at school
I think when you are bigger or taller, its easier to be bossier, as people look up to you

But otherwise its like in Matilda

as Harry Wormwood says

"Im smart, you're dumb. I'm big, you're little. I'm right, you're wrong. And there is nothing you can do about it"

I think this is where she starts moving stuff round with her mind.