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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

OutWrite Trouble
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Gojira said:
Snogging? Dare I ask? lol
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tourist said:
I never heard of that, but it sounds romantic and intimate.
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Is it just me or is anyone else thinking of a poem that goes something like, "A Snog Through the Bog in a Late Night's Fog..."

Welcome to Dr. Suess for grown-ups. :cool:
 
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Live4Him3

Jesus is Lord
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tourist said:
I was my late second wife parents' favorite in-law too.
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I'm pretty sure that I mentioned this on this forum once before, but my (ex) brother-in-law (my sister divorced him) once asked me this question:

Q. What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
A. Outlaws are wanted.

:(
 
JohnDB

JohnDB

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Gojira said:
Too intimate :D
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My Mother-in-law agrees....

Nevermind that her daughter is really loved and cared for....she just doesn't want to know about it.
But secretly both her mother and father are jealous of our life, relationship, and lifestyle. That's the underlying reason why.
 
Gojira

Gojira

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JohnDB said:
My Mother-in-law agrees....

Nevermind that her daughter is really loved and cared for....she just doesn't want to know about it.
But secretly both her mother and father are jealous of our life, relationship, and lifestyle. That's the underlying reason why.
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Has their relationship gotten stale?
 
JohnDB

JohnDB

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Gojira said:
Shag... snog...
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No shagging whatsoever in their house....
Mother-in-law sleeps in a chair right outside our bedroom door.

My wife complains regularly about this....wants us to get a travel trailer we hook up to a barn or farmhouse for the privacy.
 
Gojira

Gojira

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JohnDB said:
No shagging whatsoever in their house....
Mother-in-law sleeps in a chair right outside our bedroom door.

My wife complains regularly about this....wants us to get a travel trailer we hook up to a barn or farmhouse for the privacy.
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Why does she do that????? That is ridiculous.
 
JohnDB

JohnDB

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Gojira said:
Why does she do that????? That is ridiculous.
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She says it's more comfortable for her back....I say it's annoying as all get out.

But only a single line this morning. NOT TWO.
But I'm going to mask up anyway.. got to for the next week.
 
Ruby123

Ruby123

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Had a pretty big day today and am feeling really tired and instead of going to bed now am on the computer o_Oo_O:censored::sleep::sleep:
 
Lanolin

Lanolin

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ok well according to my research (references are Plants vs Zombies, and Diary of a Minecraft Zombie) a zombie is someones whos brains have fallen out from playing too much video games

I do believe I have seen some kid zombies at school, their eyes have glazed over and they look wired from staying up all night playing video games, and they cant seem to learn anything.

the remedy is to go outside get some fresh air and/or plant more plants. The plants serve to oxygenate the air and that is good for brain rejuvenation
 
tourist

tourist

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JohnDB said:
My Mother-in-law agrees....

Nevermind that her daughter is really loved and cared for....she just doesn't want to know about it.
But secretly both her mother and father are jealous of our life, relationship, and lifestyle. That's the underlying reason why.
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This makes a lot of sense.
 
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