I really really need a husband!!

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Lanolin

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For a few years they had a big fight and werent speaking to each other (my mother and grandma) over my aunty (her sister) who lived just across the road but i didnt know much about it till much later.

There was always some family feud going on lol
also cousins werent supposed to be too friendly with each other...but they are your cousins. So you got no choice really if your parents want to hang out with them because sometimes..they do want to see their brothers and sisters, although some of them NEVER see each other.

Theres never a thing where, you just dont ever see your family but sometimes the parents dont want their children to ever leave home lol They say its cos they love you too much. Of course!
 
Lanolin

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also if you marry dont forget you will be dealing with your husbands parents as well, unless they are both dead. Mother in laws have a fierce reputation, just sayin'
 
tourist

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Noel25 said:
So I am very lonely and need a husband. I want someone to watch Disney movies with and take me to Target with credit card. Someone who makes a lot of money so that I don’t have to work. Also, he should be a virgin and be willing to stay virgin forever because I’m not interested in that.
Where is he? Where could my soulmate be?
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Rich guys who are a still a virgin might be in short supply.

No guy is going to get married and still remain a virgin. That's not happening.

It you don't work outside the home you must be prepared to perform most of the household tasks.

I am sure that there are guys who make a decent income who enjoy watching Disney movies. Might be lonely too.

You have to give some thought as to what you yourself have to offer to a prospective man who may become your husband. Obviously, finding the right mate will require much prayer.

My counsel is to forget about the virginity prerequisite, both before and during marriage. Look at a man's current financial standing, future potential, and the depth of his heart in regard to spiritual matters, particularly someone who will be a loving and faithful husband.
 
tourist

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Lynx said:
That guy sucks. He always requires you to be on time and he files for divorce if you don't do what he says. :p
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Will probably dock your pay too if dinner is a minute late in coming.
 
Lynx

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tourist said:
Rich guys who are a still a virgin might be in short supply.

No guy is going to get married and still remain a virgin. That's not happening.

It you don't work outside the home you must be prepared to perform most of the household tasks.

I am sure that there are guys who make a decent income who enjoy watching Disney movies. Might be lonely too.

You have to give some thought as to what you yourself have to offer to a prospective man who may become your husband. Obviously, finding the right mate will require much prayer.

My counsel is to forget about the virginity prerequisite, both before and during marriage. Look at a man's current financial standing, future potential, and the depth of his heart in regard to spiritual matters, particularly someone who will be a loving and faithful husband.
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Hmm... I thought you of all people might have picked up on this. The op was more farcical than serious.
 
Lanolin

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Tweens shouldnt get married or even think about it. I dont know why they post on CC singles. lol

Disney has corrupted the youth...
 
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I know you're just making a commentary but it's sad that there's shmucks out there who do fall for that type of woman
 
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seoulsearch said:
Heh.

But what about all the guys who've come here saying that feminist agendas have poisoned women's minds into, gasp, working, and therefore, women are wrecking families by having jobs?

(My Mom was a stay-at-home mom just for reference.)

On a serious note, I think everyone is called to their own contribution, and as long as it's approved by God for their individual situation, it's not something anyone on the outside can judge.
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Those guys have serious issues they don't count.
 
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Noel25 said:
Where is he? Where could my soulmate be?
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The call has gone out...

Noel25 said:
So I am very lonely and need a husband.
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There is a large group of men here - you have their attention...

Noel25 said:
I want someone to watch Disney movies with and take me to Target with credit card.
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Okay - some of them walked away - but, some are still here - they just want to know one thing:

"Daily?"

Noel25 said:
Someone who makes a lot of money so that I don’t have to work.
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Okay - the poor ones walked away - the rich ones are still here...

Noel25 said:
Also, he should be a virgin and be willing to stay virgin forever because I’m not interested in that.
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Oh look - every one of them is running away as fast as they can...
 
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Noel25 said:
So I am very lonely and need a husband. I want someone to watch Disney movies with and take me to Target with credit card. Someone who makes a lot of money so that I don’t have to work. Also, he should be a virgin and be willing to stay virgin forever because I’m not interested in that.
Where is he? Where could my soulmate be?
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This is a result of someone who will? Always be alone. Lol what u want is a play date not romance
 
TabinRivCA

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Noel25 said:
So I am very lonely and need a husband. I want someone to watch Disney movies with and take me to Target with credit card. Someone who makes a lot of money so that I don’t have to work. Also, he should be a virgin and be willing to stay virgin forever because I’m not interested in that.
Where is he? Where could my soulmate be?
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Got him! Hurry look up the 'Let's Get Married' poster a while back who seems like a contender. He's probably still available and can toss cheese balls up and catch them in his mouth🙏😂💕
 
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Noel25 said:
He also needs to be over 190 cm. Because I am a shallow woman who only likes tall men.
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Now this rings a bell maybe this whole thread is a joke due to the other thread of why women like tall guys?
 
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TabinRivCA said:
Got him! Hurry look up the 'Let's Get Married' poster a while back who seems like a contender. He's probably still available and can toss cheese balls up and catch them in his mouth🙏😂💕
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lol so you are saying a man in a poster would be better than a real life man in her life? Very possible maybe I should buy me a poster of shania Twain lol jp of couse
 
Pipp

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You can just do like I did, order a mail order groom. You can customize and pick your favorite make and model, even character traits. Call now and use my code #SPRINGCLEAN4ME to get the special "man who cleans package" for 35% off.

Just a tip, you may want to pay extra for overnight shipping, most fellows don't like sitting in a mail truck for 2 weeks...they arrive grumpy and hungry.
 
seoulsearch

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TheWriter said:
This is a result of someone who will? Always be alone. Lol what u want is a play date not romance
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I'm sorry if I'm misunderstanding and I'm sorry for your pain, but according to your other posts, you have a live-in ex-fiance?

I just had to do a double-take over you telling the OP she'll always be alone and wants a playdate if this is your own situation.

Again, I'm sorry if I'm getting something wrong but your post just seemed a little ironic.

For anyone who hasn't caught on, the OP made this thread as a joke towards things like men on the forum who say they themselves are not virgins, but will only marry a virgin woman.
 
Magenta

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seoulsearch said:
I'm sorry if I'm misunderstanding and I'm sorry for your pain, but according to your other posts, you have a live-in ex-fiance?

I just had to do a double-take over you telling the OP she'll always be alone and wants a playdate if this is your own situation.

Again, I'm sorry if I'm getting something wrong but your post just seemed a little ironic.

For anyone who hasn't caught on, the OP made this thread as a joke towards things like men on the forum who say they themselves are not virgins, but will only marry a virgin woman.
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And don't forget the six foot tall guy who said women were shallow because they wanted a tall man but
not him because he was so ugly it would make you puke if he posted a pic of himself (so he said) .:unsure:
 
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seoulsearch said:
I'm sorry if I'm misunderstanding and I'm sorry for your pain, but according to your other posts, you have a live-in ex-fiance?

I just had to do a double-take over you telling the OP she'll always be alone and wants a playdate if this is your own situation.

Again, I'm sorry if I'm getting something wrong but your post just seemed a little ironic.

For anyone who hasn't caught on, the OP made this thread as a joke towards things like men on the forum who say they themselves are not virgins, but will only marry a virgin woman.
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Maybe I am ironic naw anyway it’s been a long couple of months. But I was more or less joking about that part. lol no I’ll intent
 
Lynx

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TheWriter said:
This is a result of someone who will? Always be alone. Lol what u want is a play date not romance
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From what I hear in your other thread, you speak from experience...
 
seoulsearch

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TheWriter said:
Maybe I am ironic naw anyway it’s been a long couple of months. But I was more or less joking about that part. lol no I’ll intent
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Yes, and you also wrote that part of what's getting you over your fiance is talking to a woman who's also trying to get away from her own bad relationship.

I hope it all gets straightened out according to God's will for all of you.

Definitely more inspiration for the devotionals you write, for sure.
 
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