Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?

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Lynx

Lynx

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Why am I single? The last woman who asked me that became my new wife. Whether she liked it or not.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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daisyseesthesun said:
I use Allot of vinegar in my cooking! Do you like vinegar?
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What's wrong with vinegar?

Do you also use a lot of lemon juice? Lemon juice is good too.

And in completely unrelated news, what are you doing this Saturday night? :cool:
 
Sculpt

Sculpt

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This $ingle is intact... no quarters given.
 
Tall_Timbers

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Lynx said:
I'm single because I work at McDonald's. My low-fat, artificially flavored milkshake don't bring nothing to the yard. Even dogs and cats don't want it.
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While Donald Trump worked at a McDonalds the other day, he accomplished the impossible: He fixed the milkshake machine! Now only the best quality milkshakes comes out of that machine. It's absolutely spectacular! and... no tax on milkshakes!
 
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RodB651

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Lynx said:
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This is an aside...

I was thinking about this song the other day and wondering what today's equivalent of a hot rod Ford and a $2 bill would be?

I mean with inflation and such, it's gotta be a SUV and about $40... but I'm not sure that would be enough to cover a decent dinner?
 
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Conformed

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I am single because me, myself, and I, don't know how to share. Wouldn't that make me triple single?
 
true_believer

true_believer

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My recent answers to this question have been, "I have multiple options right now to consider" or "I'm just waiting for The One".
 
cinder

cinder

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Let's see:

I'm single because my dog is more possessive than a jealous ex

I'm single because I can't find anyone as good as the hero in my latest read.

I'm single because all the things I like to do are free and take place at home

I'm single because I haven't figured out how to clone myself yet
 
Pipp

Pipp

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Because I haven't found the one ...as I sit at home not looking and refusing everyone that approaches me . Why can't I find the one ??

 
Lynx

Lynx

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cinder said:
Let's see:

I'm single because my dog is more possessive than a jealous ex

I'm single because I can't find anyone as good as the hero in my latest read.

I'm single because all the things I like to do are free and take place at home

I'm single because I haven't figured out how to clone myself yet
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That third one hits way too close to home. Figuratively and literally.

I'm still single because it turns out I like most dogs better than I like most people. And I like most cats better than I like most dogs.
 
Cameron143

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While I'm not single, if I was I might go with: because most women don't want to live in my parent's basement.
 
cinder

cinder

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seoulsearch said:
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Don't knock it. I'd really enjoy growing old with a clone of me. Could get really interesting if we could both do our own thing and have it be different things. Maybe she'd do all the techy stuff and I could go volunteer at church and the animal shelter all day.
 
Noel25

Noel25

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What a neat thread idea!
Mine would be…
I am single because I collect dolls and most guys don’t like them. I can’t figure out why? :LOL:
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Noel25 said:
What a neat thread idea!
Mine would be…
I am single because I collect dolls and most guys don’t like them. I can’t figure out why? :LOL:
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In a creepy voice:

Or maybe YOU wouldn't like what I would do to your dolls...
 
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