Funny And Clever Answers to Being Asked, "Why Are You Still Single?" -- What Are YOURS?

[Sculpt]

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LOL! What? I have no idea what you're saying. More money if you have no children... I would guess by the picture? I was just trying to be clever per the question asked. Not suggesting social policy.

 

[Lynx]

LOL! What? I have no idea what you're saying. More money if you have no children... I would guess by the picture? I was just trying to be clever per the question asked. Not suggesting social policy.

For someone who didn't get it, you sure did get it.

 

[Moses_Young]

Because I ask for bad advice from people on forum boards

'Cause you ask for bad advice, or 'cause you follow it aswell?

 

[shineyourlight]

I'm single because I bite down on string cheese instead of peeling it.

 

[true_believer]

When Trump or his supporters say he's not a Nazi, that's the equivalent of Nixon saying he wasn't a crook.

 

[Lynx]

When Trump or his supporters say he's not a Nazi, that's the equivalent of Nixon saying he wasn't a crook.

Did you take a wrong turn? I think you're in the wrong forum, or at least the wrong thread. You are definitely not in the thread you seem to think you are in.

 

[enril]

I'm single because I bite down on string cheese instead of peeling it.

And that's bc there are guys like me around, who can barely stand it stringed, but a whole big bite? ! yikes.

 

[kinda]

I steal a line from Wayne's World......

Manager asked me one time, are you ever gonna get married?

I said, marriage is punishment in some countries.

Manager replied, marriage is punishment in all countries.