LOL!!!
This made me laugh out loud!

Thank you so much for posting this! I know this is the Family Forum but we're blessed to have you stop by even in Singles sometimes and give us single folks a great big "GUST" of reality!!!
I mean, honestly.
For all the times we singles get upset and pouty at not finding "the one," here we have a fine example of things we'd have to adjust to if we got married! Makes me wonder if singles who were used to sleeping next to (possibly gassy) pets would fare better at getting used to it, lol.
And, it also makes me want to post a poll...
You know, something like:
"Would You Rather Deal With a Gassy Pet, or a Gassy Spouse?!!"


But, I'm not going to, just because I have to think of how it would look to people looking for a Christian website and something comes up about fart-y pets, husbands, and wives.
Oh, it's hard to be good sometimes!!


But thank you so much for the honesty and the laughs!