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your birthday is the 17th? my real birthday is the 16th. thank you for your support.

I think this means that if you fall away, your previous faith gives you no benefit.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Seems there were these three professionals sitting around talking about the oldest profession. The Doctor says, “Well, the Bible says that God took a rib out of Adam to make woman. Since that clearly required surgery, then the oldest profession is surely medicine.” The Engineer shakes his head...

Parody 3: The TV is My Shepherd The TV is my shepherd I shall not want. It makes me to lie down on the sofa. It leads me away from the faith, it destroys my soul. It leads me to the path of sex and violence for the advertiser’s sake. Even though I walk in the shadow of Christian...

My appetite is my shepherd, I always want. It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly, Sometimes during the night. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gain I will not stop eating, For...

While working on a sermon the pastor heard a knock at his office door. "Come in," he invited. A sad-looking man in threadbare clothes came in, pulling a large pig on a rope. "Can I talk to you for a minute?" asked the man with his hat in his hand. Wordlessly, the pastor indicated the chair and...

Lord, grant me the strength that I may not fall, Into the clutches of cholesterol. At polyunsaturates I'll never mutter, For the road to Hell is paved with butter. And cake is cursed and cream is awful, And Satan is hiding in every waffle. Beelzebub is a chocolate drop, And Lucifer is a...

I think I explained somewhere that he did bring me back, I just meant that you can lose your faith, he brought me back, but I could have chosen not to be brought back, declaring myself more powerful than god. but I didn't. he brought me back.

let's see... mostly one stanza, unfinished pieces. ah, here we go: whatever you do, don't ever forget. the LORD is your help, he will keep you. safe from all harm, safe in his arms, you he will protect, from all doubt, that is too much for you. he will keep you, safe in his arms, and will...

I believe that this means we can't be stolen, but us choosing might be different. just trying to enlighten.

then is adam and eve sinning God falling? God gave humans choice. to do our own thing. he mostly nudges.

I did. I was a christian, but I drifted away, and spent years without him, but rrecently re-discovered him, and I can tell you that I am saved, because now, somethings diffrent. I used to live in fear of dying and having done it wrong, but now I know I am saved and I can tell that the devil...

I listen to alternative pop/rock/metal. God only knows is one of my favorites. it descries how I feel perfectly. every word resonates. goodness of God is my favorite song. it was partially this song that led me to be forgiven. 'all my life you have been faithful, all my life you have been so, so...

This is an ineresting question, that I have not gotten a definite answerto.

haha :cat.

wait. how? tellme tellme tellme. I cant kick my own butt.

oh yeh, I usu. get at least that much... guessing 4 hrs ima get tonight.

anyone read the circle? it is a novel retelling of the gospels of john. it is quite powerful. the symbol. green represents the garden, black represents sin, the red ross represents christs death, and white represents being made pure.

why did you pick 'ugly?' I do think I might know, though.