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Desdichado

Desdichado

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If I were not in the CID something else I'd like to be

If I were not in the CID a window cleaner me.

With a swish swish here and a swish swish there...
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Mary had a little lamb,
Whose fleece was white as snow.
Mary went by the butcher shop,
The lamb went by too slow.

#rackoflamb
#lambchops
#legoflamb
 
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Amazing-Grace

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#23
Seriously guys you should just exchange emails? LOL
 
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Ultimatum77

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#24
Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Hickory, dickory, dock

but that mouse always carried a glock
he didn't give a care so he chewed on a sock
you best not call him a "jock"
or else he'd clean your clock
bust you up with chains and locks
worse than stoning by rocks
he'd send em running down the block
the public was in complete shock

The END

Hickory Dickory "the GHETTO" Dock.....nursery rhymes for the soul by U77....... XD
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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Heh heh. The mouse had him a gat.

Ultimatum77 said:
Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Hickory, dickory, dock

but that mouse always carried a glock
he didn't give a care so he chewed on a sock
you best not call him a "jock"
or else he'd clean your clock
bust you up with chains and locks
worse than stoning by rocks
he'd send em running down the block
the public was in complete shock

The END

Hickory Dickory "the GHETTO" Dock.....nursery rhymes for the soul by U77....... XD
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Ultimatum77

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#26
Desdichado said:
Heh heh. The mouse had him a gat.
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Yea H.D. (Hickory Dickory) don't play man! The truth was he was checking the time for when he needed to use it to *cough "clean up" some stuff on the street.......
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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My eyes can not believe what I just saw,
The Giants win the pennant, the Giants win the pennant.
I am the greatest heavyweight champ of all time,
Slide DiMaggio slide.
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Our eyes are red and itchy from the burning of the school,
We have tortured all the teachers and we've broken all the rules.
Now we're marching to the office to hang the principle,
Our truth is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah,
My teacher hit me with a ruler.
I met her at the door with a loaded .44,
Now my teacher ain't my teacher no more.

I hope no one's offended at this. I have sung this since I was a boy.
 
Lenardzw

Lenardzw

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Ultimatum77 said:
Hickory, dickory, dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
The clock struck one,
The mouse ran down,
Hickory, dickory, dock

but that mouse always carried a glock
he didn't give a care so he chewed on a sock
you best not call him a "jock"
or else he'd clean your clock
bust you up with chains and locks
worse than stoning by rocks
he'd send em running down the block
the public was in complete shock

The END

Hickory Dickory "the GHETTO" Dock.....nursery rhymes for the soul by U77....... XD
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Moral here is don't be late if you owe H D or he'll clean your clock?
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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Feb 9, 2014
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Goodbye and farewell to you Spanish ladies

Goodbye and farewell to you ladies of Spain

For we've received orders to sail for old England

And we never may see you fair ladies again
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

Senior Member
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Feb 9, 2014
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Happier times. When that was a fantasy.

SovereignGrace said:
Our eyes are red and itchy from the burning of the school,
We have tortured all the teachers and we've broken all the rules.
Now we're marching to the office to hang the principle,
Our truth is marching on.

Glory, glory, hallelujah,
My teacher hit me with a ruler.
I met her at the door with a loaded .44,
Now my teacher ain't my teacher no more.

I hope no one's offended at this. I have sung this since I was a boy.
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Desdichado

Desdichado

Senior Member
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Feb 9, 2014
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Now we have passing ruffians saying "Ni" at will to old ladies.
 
SovereignGrace

SovereignGrace

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Ppl though Desdichado was a great expositor,
Then they realized he was a Presbyterian,
Now they think that no more.

;-)
 
Desdichado

Desdichado

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Feb 9, 2014
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We will rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,

We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt seas

Until we strike soundings in the channel of old England;

From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues
 
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Ultimatum77

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#37
The farmer in the dell (2x)
Hi-ho,[SUP][2][/SUP] the derry-o
The farmer in the dell

The farmer takes a knife (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The farmer takes a knife


The farmer takes the cow (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The farmer takes the cow

The cow becomes beef (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The cow becomes beef

The beef takes the grill (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The beef takes the grill

The burger takes the bun (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The burger takes the bun

The burger goes with fries (2×)
Hi-ho, the derry-o…
The burger goes with fries
 
tourist

tourist

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SovereignGrace said:
Can't we PM others on here? If not, will you enable us to do so? Pweeze?
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You might have your PM capabilities disabled. Go to your profile page and make sure the PM boxes are checked to send and receive PM. Save any changes you have made.
 
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