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Guys, how do you plan on handling the problem of female cooties in marriage? I haven't figured out a way around it so far. Ideas?
 
Some try to have things like 'a man cave' where they can de-saturate, but others simply accept the disease as part of a 'package deal'. Nonetheless, there are ways around the cooties if you fear them...

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Pfffft, no way, it's the men who have cooties! Everyone knows that. :p
 
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Yeeeeeeeeeeees! everyone knows the truth, men are in denial.
 
I got a cootie shot in third grade, it's still working pretty well. Although I think I got from a girl, does that cancel out?
 
Cootie shots are best given with a .357 :D It's kinda messy, but the sound effects are awesome.
 
I heard (from the voices in my head) that consistently giving a woman chocolate deceases her abililty to give you cooties. :D

I'm willing to be a test subject :)
 
I was given the cootie shot in first or second grade as were most boys. SO while we may be carriers we cant actually get the cootie disease.
 
cooties my 3rd grade girlfriend i was told had them,i liked her just the same she was sweet adoable nice pretty today she is a Poor Clare Nun In Massachuttess the Cooties made her more Spiritul More Christian. Her Name Was Cheryle
 
Jullianna said:
I heard (from the voices in my head) that consistently giving a woman chocolate deceases her abililty to give you cooties. :D

I'm willing to be a test subject :)
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very cute free chocolate for you for 10 years[it has to be christian chocolate only} u can order it here online at CC.Chocolate.christian
 
Ahh where would we be without wiki... I don't think I like 'cooties' lol. But since you can get a cootie shot, it's maybe not that bad ;)
 
Those of us with strong immunity system don't need to worry about the cooties. :D
 
Doesn't everyone know that when you develop a crush on someone, the "cooties" actually morph into "love bugs"?

Kind of like caterpillars turning into butterflies.

So as you can see, there's nothing to worry about, guys! :D
 
seoulsearch said:
Doesn't everyone know that when you develop a crush on someone, the "cooties" actually morph into "love bugs"?

Kind of like caterpillars turning into butterflies.

So as you can see, there's nothing to worry about, guys! :D
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