Any mature men out there?

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I'm surrounded by boys.. Childish, immature, uneducated, children trapped in men's bodies. I know this sounds cold/rude, but it isn't meant as an insult. I would truly appreciate the conversation/company with a sophisticated, refined, gentleman. Is anyone who fits this criteria out there?
 
With the tact and grace you so eloquently and poetically phased such a request, how could any true gentleman resist your charms?

No but seriously, Ritter is taken and the rest of us laugh at fart jokes so...... you might try E-harmony.
 
AlwayzSearching said:
I'm surrounded by boys.. Childish, immature, uneducated, children trapped in men's bodies. I know this sounds cold/rude, but it isn't meant as an insult. I would truly appreciate the conversation/company with a sophisticated, refined, gentleman. Is anyone who fits this criteria out there?
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I know how you feel.
 
You're 21, so you're not going to find many sophisticated, refined men at that age. Maybe time travel about 200 years back. Sophisticated and refined, in this day and age, tends to mean 'removal of typical male traits'.

Oh, correction... on your profile you say you're 17. Girl, you're a teenager complaining about maturity in guys your age? And you're calling them uneducated? They're still in high school! I'm sorry, this .. i have no words ..

Also, contact a moderator to have your age fixed from 21 to 17. I suggest doing this soon as you don't want to get in trouble for putting up false information. You can contact OnceFallen through the CC mail. Works like normal email. And let him know you need your age fixed.
 
I wish I was mature. Alas I am not and this remains a work in progress.

Earlier this evening I was discussing what poo tasted like and how much of it would be possible to put in a pie without it altering the taste significantly. This was in relation to the movie The Help, but... yes. :)
 
Stuey said:
I wish I was mature. Alas I am not and this remains a work in progress.

Earlier this evening I was discussing what poo tasted like and how much of it would be possible to put in a pie without it altering the taste significantly. This was in relation to the movie The Help, but... yes. :)
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Well, what conclusion did you draw? I need to know today, if possible. :p
 
Well... my company was a little more mature than me and kind of didn't go too deeply into the details, despite my pushing. I feel that poo might have a bit of a neutral taste, so given that it would be like chocolate pie - which would have quite a strong taste, I think you could put quite a lot in, maybe like 10% or something? I'd probably use particularly strong flavours and less things like flour in it.

Does anyone know the taste? bahahahahaha.
 
AlwayzSearching said:
I'm surrounded by boys.. Childish, immature, uneducated, children trapped in men's bodies. I know this sounds cold/rude, but it isn't meant as an insult. I would truly appreciate the conversation/company with a sophisticated, refined, gentleman. Is anyone who fits this criteria out there?
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I'm so sophisticated, I belch with a French accent.

I'm so refined, I cut the edges off my Uncrustables sandwiches.

I'm such a gentleman that when I drink tea, I extend not only my pinkies but all of my fingers.
 
AlwayzSearching said:
I'm surrounded by boys.. Childish, immature, uneducated, children trapped in men's bodies. I know this sounds cold/rude, but it isn't meant as an insult. I would truly appreciate the conversation/company with a sophisticated, refined, gentleman. Is anyone who fits this criteria out there?
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I changed you age to the correct age.

Now some advice.

Sometimes females have this habit of being self contradictory.

Sooo if you truly want a guy who isn't like a boy, please never find yourself complaining about men 'not being fun, and instead being boring.'.
 
AlwayzSearching said:
I'm surrounded by boys.. Childish, immature, uneducated, children trapped in men's bodies. I know this sounds cold/rude, but it isn't meant as an insult. I would truly appreciate the conversation/company with a sophisticated, refined, gentleman. Is anyone who fits this criteria out there?
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I hate to be "that guy" but you are 17, so I presume you are hanging around with other 17 year olds. They tend to be a pretty uncouth bunch.

This day and age, I would suggest that you start dating people your age when you reach age 23. Women and men aged 18-21 don't know what in blazes they are looking for. When they do find what they are looking for, they decide they want something else.

Liamson said:
With the tact and grace you so eloquently and poetically phased such a request, how could any true gentleman resist your charms?

No but seriously, Ritter is taken and the rest of us laugh at fart jokes so...... you might try E-harmony.
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Au contraire, in one swift conversation I went from being taken to laughing at the expense of someone's flatulence.
 
Stuey said:
I wish I was mature. Alas I am not and this remains a work in progress.

Earlier this evening I was discussing what poo tasted like and how much of it would be possible to put in a pie without it altering the taste significantly. This was in relation to the movie The Help, but... yes. :)
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**makes a mental note to never eat a pie that Stuey made.

AlwayzSearching said:
I'm surrounded by boys.. Childish, immature, uneducated, children trapped in men's bodies. I know this sounds cold/rude, but it isn't meant as an insult. I would truly appreciate the conversation/company with a sophisticated, refined, gentleman. Is anyone who fits this criteria out there?
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I hate to tell you but at 17 you are going to be surrounded by boys and you can expect to be for at least a couple of more years. Males tend to mature a little bit slower than ladies do and it's gotten worse in your generation. This is a generalization, but most boys your age aren't going to start "settling down" until their early to mid twenties if not later.
 
Liamson said:
No but seriously, Ritter is taken and the rest of us laugh at fart jokes so...... you might try E-harmony.
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Speak for yourself. I'm entirely too mature and sophisticated to find amusement in gaseous bodily functions.
 
You gotta learn to tame one with your inner manipulative woman ways. Minds games is the key here. And once you've brain-wash-I mean trained one, then you're set for life. Just don't complain about how you never lived your life when you get into your 20's. It sounds like you wanna rush things.
 
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