I go by the Bible and God's definition of church. In which case,this Christians chatting community qualifies.This is not a local congregation of saints, and no one here has authority over the souls of others under their care.
the church is, ekklesia—the "called-out" assembly of people who place their faith in Jesus Christ.
1 Corinthians 12:27

That's your opinion. That's not how God describes it.Not a church.
I've corrected your errors yet again in my response.You have made my points for me in your response.
And to you and yours as well.Grace and peace.