"But... I Have a KEURIG!!! That's a Sure Reason to Pick Me!" Name 3 Reasons Why YOU Are the Ultimate "Pick Me!" Guy or Girl!!

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zeroturbulence said:
OK here are my first 3 pick me's

1. I can talk to animals. (they just don't talk back)

2. I can fly a plane (in case there's a zombie apocalypse).

3. I can cook a mean plate of spaghetti.

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Lanolin said:
That's cool but I would put the spaghetti in a bowl and eat it with chopsticks.

I'm not sure about the zombie apocalypse though. Is that in the Bible? I'd be on the side of the plants, so not sure why you'd need a plane...
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I definitely want to see @zeroturbulence bring a pot of his world-famous spaghetti to our next online potluck (so I can then observe @Lanolin eating spaghetti with chopsticks!!

I'm also going to sleep MUCH more soundly at night knowing that in case of a Zombie Apocalypse, Zero can just fly us all away! :D
 
seoulsearch said:
Your first reason stands perfectly fine on it's own, @Churchgoer!

No need to add any other reasons unless you wanted to. :)
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Haha, thank you.

Many people put dating, marriage, spouse on a pedestal, for Christians, we shall only bow to God.

Too much pressure for any human to be the source for happiness for another human.
 
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I only put the tea in because

Coffee don't impressa me much.
Having been around coffee addicts at work and always being asked out for coffee (which I don't like) and, well the dreaded coffee dates... I wanna be a pick me (apart from all the rest) and go for tea.

If you are a barista that's kind of cool and very urban chic but...I thought the man-thing to impress the ladies with is to know how to grill steaks on the barbie? With minimum amount of char. This also indicates you might be fond of the great outdoors rather than the great indoors. I don't even mind if you dig up the backyard and have a hangi.

Or is that too much of a ....wild assumption.

Every man and his dog has an air-fryer, a vehicle that goes, and some IT knowledge. What's different about you....?
 
Tall_Timbers said:
Pick me, I've got a Husqvarna 455 Rancher and I'm not afraid to use it!
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It always cracked me up that Husqvarna, the same company that makes these bad boys:

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Also makes these little ladies:

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I guess they just wanted to make sure all their bases were covered, with something to offer the ladies as well as the men!

It's also cool to meet people where the roles are reversed -- I've heard of men who could work that sewing machine better than I ever could, and ladies who would get more excited over the chain saw (and using it themselves) than the sewing!
 
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1. If you enjoy a peaceful, predictable life… I am not the upgrade you’re looking for. I bring plot twists, detours and occasional confusion. 😄

2. If you like feeling useful, I’m perfect. I can supervise your success with great enthusiasm and zero technical contribution. 😉

3. If you value silence, I’m probably not your person. I come with constant commentary, unsolicited observations and a highly active imagination. 😂
 
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seoulsearch said:
It always cracked me up that Husqvarna, the same company that makes these bad boys:

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Also makes these little ladies:

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I guess they just wanted to make sure all their bases were covered, with something to offer the ladies as well as the men!

It's also cool to meet people where the roles are reversed -- I've heard of men who could work that sewing machine better than I ever could, and ladies who would get more excited over the chain saw (and using it themselves) than the sewing!
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Not the same team I hope. Just the brand name.
I very respect focusing on one trade, and master it. Like the good old days, American build refrigerator last 30 years, if not 50.
Imagine the same engineer build the toilet bowl is designing airplane ✈? That's scary.
 
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Lanolin said:
Hey it's a Brother sewing machine, not sister, bro.

Yamaha makes motorcycles...and pianos.
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Yes, I know of the Brother company that makes sewing machines. 🙂

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Husqvarna makes Viking sewing machines:

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I started out on a Husqvarna, but eventually got a Janome.

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Thank you for the reminder that Yahmaha makes more than just bikes -- I have seen a few of their pianos!

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Lanolin said:
Hey it's a Brother sewing machine, not sister, bro.

Yamaha makes motorcycles...and pianos.
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Motorcycle, piano, toilet bowl, airplane, all highly sufisticated things.
Better one team just focus one item, and become master of it.
 
Brother also made typewriters, printers, and now printer labels - I have a Brother P-touch

Librarians need label makers.

The Brother P-touch outclasses the Dymo. Dymo were only good when they had the punch type labels, but they stopped making them.
 
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Lanolin said:
Every man and his dog has an air-fryer, a vehicle that goes, and some IT knowledge. What's different about you....?
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I have those last two. Don't have the air fryer though. Should I get one to qualify as a man?
 
Lynx said:
I have those last two. Don't have the air fryer though. Should I get one to qualify as a man?
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Wait a minute. If I have all 3 does that mean I'm a man and don't know it? Asking for all those women who work in IT (as most of them will have vehicles and air fryers because most everyone has those two).
 
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cinder said:
Wait a minute. If I have all 3 does that mean I'm a man and don't know it? Asking for all those women who work in IT (as most of them will have vehicles and air fryers because most everyone has those two).
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You saying you got an air fryer?
 
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